| "Eminem has warped my Fragile Little Mind!" Or how to place the blame with anyone but yourself. |
| I was watching some American Talkshow the other day the subject was "Eminem Spawn of the Devil or Lyrically gifted asshole?" I thought it was a nice and subtle title and very objective so I watched it. Special guest was Marshalls Mom, she came to explain that she only sued him "to get closure on some issues"...now I am not an American so I'm not quite sure what the hell that means but IS THAT THE STUPIDEST THING YOU EVER HEARD OR WHAT? Get Closure?? FUCK OFF BITCH! 10 Million Dollars to get closure??? 10 million dollars don't buy you closure, it buys you a fucking villa and a shit load of weed!! Anyways that's beside the point, amongst the guests was an "outraged Mom", ofcourse she was an American-middleclass-Republicanvoting-Godfearing-mom that had never done anything wrong in her whole life (Except smoke pot in the 60's and shagging eveything that walks so that her lill' son didn't know who his father was). She found it "Hard enough to raise her son without trash like Eminem raping her sons mind and filling him up with bad ideas". This sort of thing PISSES ME OFF TREMEDOUSLY!!, If there is one thing that is incredibly lame it's blaming the Media for your incompetence of raising your kids! "Eminem wants us to Rape Women and Take Drugs and then have a sense of humour about it?" She exclaimed after semi-quoting one of his lyrics...the audience cheered and NONE of the Eminem fans invited had the brains to say..."EEEEHHH wwait a minute he says that right after "Want me to Fix up lyrics while the President gets his Dicks Sucked?"..Thereby implying that surely if the president isn't a rolemodel then WHO THE FUCK IS?"..Noo the Eminem Fans were portraied as complete brain dead idiots....American TV is always soooo objective and would not think of influencing the viewer. Some of the remarks her amounted to; "My daughter will get raped because people listen to Eminem!", "My son will hate gays because Eminem tells him to!, My kid shot himself because he listened to Judas Priest!" BULLOCKS!! Your kid hates gays because you taught him to, you white-middleclass-suburban-driving-conservative Cunt! Because you told him that he had to go find a girlfriend and that your gay neighbours were "not normal livng together and he should not go over to play there alone,but that he shouldn't think they are weird". Your daughter will get raped because some parents raise their kids without respect and you let your 14 year old daughter dress like a HO! He shot himself through the head for one very simple reason THE KID IS FUCKED UP! AND MOST LIKELY YOU FUCKED HIM UP BY MAKING HIS LIFE MISERABLE.! I am getting flashbacks of Newt Gingrich standing in front of the American Congres again..and that in combination with Hilary Clinton condemning Eminem and other rappers for their Faul language ARGHHHHHHH!! Just pay attention to what chubby is upto OK Doll? The song in South Park said it all "Blame Canada, before somebody thinks of blaming us!" America it's about time you take some fucking responsibility for your own actions and start thinking about fucking Guncontrol and all that shyt, parents pay some attention to what your kids are upto..Quit with the Oprah Winfrey Bullshit "Quality Time" and stop trying to make a million bucks as soon as possible RAISE YOUR KIDS THEN GET A JOB... Now I am not saying this does not happen in the UK, but I blame American TV for spreading the disease as far as it has come...and incase some kids in the UK or Holland start shooting up the school I'm gonna blame it on the Fucking Spice Girls or something and sue them for 10 million dollars..Atleast they are not my own flesh and blood! (And that's a good thing cause otherwise I would be a prevert for the things I wanna do to that Babyspice kid) |
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