Cool

I have always considered myself a pretty cool guy, not because I have loads of money or look fantastic or even hang out with models and yuppies.
I just thought being honest, being loyal to my friends (no matter what I have put on the page here), and being pretty damn smart and very good at my job would basically have something to do with it. Apperently, and to my astonishment, it doesn't!

According to this person I spoke with yesterday I am "definetly not cool!".
I therefor asked her (Yes indeed it was a girl..as usual) A; why I wasn't cool and B; whom does she consider cool?

The answer to question A; basically was the following.

1. I wear suits! I apologise for that, I never thought that wearing a suit makes somebody "uncool" Apperently in the 21 century the clothes still make the man. The fact that I wear suits A; Because my job requires me to and B; I actually like suits...they add a certain class to things, does not seem to matter.
I ofcourse asked her if I should start wearing jeans (I only have ripped jeans and although I love them I can't wear them everyday). Her answer was No, that does not matter..but still suits aren't cool...Now I don't wear suits all the time, I ussually wear a T shirt with a jacket, but that still seems to qualify as a suit.

2 My taste in music is "not cool!". For those of you that haven't bothered to go to my linkpage. I listen from Tupac to DRE eminem X-hibit to stuff like Queensryche Dreamtheater and other rockbands..I also listen to classical stuff aswell ass Jazz (I even like Tony Bennet)
Ofcourse this is uncool, I suppose I should only be listening to what's in the charts..or whatever is underground..The problem is "I don't like that stuff!" in my opinion it would only be Uncool to listen to stuff you don't like, because other people think you should like it..but that might just be me.

3 I am not always nice to people! I am sorry but I think Mankind sucks! Most people don't deserve to be liked because they are lying cheating bastards and bitches. I don't see the point in being nice to a person I can't stand (This has held my career back tremendously because I refuse to suckup to some asshole!). If you keep in mind that I can't stand stupidity..I hate most of mankind and 90% of the people around me...I am quite sure most people do..the difference between me and those people being that atleast I am honest about it.

These were basically the main three points of why I wasn't cool. (Let's just say I still wasn't convinced).

Then the answer to question B came.
The first person to be cooler then me was.

A; Her boyfriend! A very nice answer and I am sure he would love to hear it, but the reason was.."He is always happy and cheerfull and nice to people!" WHAT? That makes somebody cool?? Happy and cheerfull people will stick a knife in your back at their first opportunity! They just aren't honest to you..nobody can convince me that they are happy all the fucking time!
Now let me just say something about this guy..Yes he is very friendly, some people might even say a nice guy, but he has been sleeping around so much that I want to get myself tested everytime I shake his hand! If that's what makes a person cool then I should just go out and screw everybody I meet..YEAH LOOK AT ME I'M COOL! OK I might have genital warts but who cares right??

B; Her bestfriend! Because she is nice! (I think I already covered that in point A) Because she looks good. (Indeed her best friend looks terrific, but I never realised that made her cool)
And (And this is the best one) BECAUSE SHE IS SMART! QUE????? How does this make me uncool? I don't wanna brag (but I will) but I have an I.Q of 167! This is proven..not only that but my general knowledge is fanfuckingtastic! I have a great insight into a lot of things (Except for women, obviously) and also possess the ability to explain things to people!...However in my opinion I don't know wether brains make somebody cool.
The thing about this girl is, you know her if you read this bit. now read again and tell me wether this is something cool people do to other people. In my opinion NO!

I think there are not that many cool people in the world, as most people suck, but there are some..I don't know what I judge them on but I think it mainly has to do with being true to yourself inspite of whateverybody else thinks and says (Problably behind your back)
The fact that I wrote this all down, because I apperently DO care, indeed supports her notion that I am "not cool" just not for the reaons she mentioned.

Now let me let you in on who this person was..you know hher aswell (That is if you bothered to read other stuff on this page)...INDEED IT IS THIS PERSON!
She told me yesterday in her "own special way" that she had a boyfriend, the quote was "I guess you know I have got a boyfriend by now?"...if anything is not cool..it surely must be that.

Well I am off to work and try and be nice to the cool people, maybe even have a smoke with them and talk about whatever cool people talk about (I guess it's cars and clothes and the latest Tom Cruise movie or something), then have wild passionate jungle sex with three women (I might even slap them around a bit)..and maybe ..just maybe I'll start listening to the SpiceGirls from now on..surely they are the pinacle of cool.