THE DOOR
So. I decorated my door. Apparently, that offended someone. Apparently, the fact that I exist and won't hide away in a 'closet' offends someone. So. It decided to rip down some of my decorations. So. It decided to make snide remarks to my roomate. 'Is she turning you gay?' So. It decided I was not good enough to deal with me personally. 'I don't want to argue over this "stupid" issue, I have more important things to worry about.' Riiiiight. Chickenshit.
There is of course a silver lining...
the wonderful people I call friends.
DMATIGGER: hello...long time no talk. :) did I
mention I HATE PEOPLE????
beaner413: yeah.. the whole door thing is like, such a fucking .... ugh...
beaner413: was anything more done to it when you got back?
DMATIGGER: not to the door but someone told someone else that they would think she was gay if they saw the door!!
beaner413: dude, they need to grow up.. seriously
DMATIGGER: I know. oh get this....I told that person to give it my sn..cause I wanna know what their prob is
and it said that it doesn't want to argue over a "stupid" issue, it has more important things to worry about
DMATIGGER: chickenshit
beaner413: did she say if it was a frosh?
DMATIGGER: it is on my floor!!!!!!!
beaner413: well, then you know what...
beaner413: i had my door decorated last year
beaner413: and no one gave kristy any grief
beaner413: besides, at this time in their lives, if they're going to be getting all worked up over something like that,
they really shouldn't be in college
DMATIGGER: :)
DMATIGGER: oh, I am so going to apply for the multicultural house next year...I don't need this shit
beaner413: yeah...
beaner413: i'm hoping that i can stay in my room
beaner413: if i can't i'll be off campus
DMATIGGER: thats cool
beaner413: yeah, kristy and i don't wanna live with anyone else
beaner413: and like, we're figuring that we could save a lot of money off campus anyway
DMATIGGER: kristy.
beaner413: yeah, it is really nice.....
beaner413: i dunno, she helped a lot
beaner413: and by that, helped me help other people...
beaner413: i dunno if she knows quite how much that means to me..
DMATIGGER: wonderful wonderful kristy
beaner413: yeah..
beaner413: don't worry though
beaner413: things are tough now
beaner413: but the frosh community is like this bizarre subsystem of college..
beaner413: it's not really indicative of how the rest will react
beaner413: most people don't care
beaner413: and if you don't let them bother you, eventually they'll stop trying
DMATIGGER: thats good
beaner413: sorry if i'm a little distracted tonight.. i'm working on this image thing...
beaner413: more gutsy stuff :)
DMATIGGER: thats ok.
DMATIGGER: :)
beaner413: :)
DMATIGGER: thank god for guts...i would be lost without you wonderful people
beaner413: :)
beaner413: guts is good people
DMATIGGER: hello...make me laugh..i need to laugh
wackydani82: aww ... are you alright
wackydani82: i got your message ... fire drill suck
wackydani82: especally when you get 'em at 4 am :-p
DMATIGGER: yes.... not as much as homophobic assholes however
DMATIGGER: :(
wackydani82: WHAT?!!
wackydani82: what happened?
DMATIGGER: i decorated my door....someone took offense
wackydani82: did you tell your CA?
wackydani82: what did you decorate your door with?
DMATIGGER: nothing really offensive. and that person won't even say anything to my sn....whoever
it is is using someone i know as the messenger girl
wackydani82: well that shows how chickenshit they are >:o
wackydani82: it's your door ... if they don't like what's on it, don't look at it ... that person had NO RIGHT to deface your door
DMATIGGER: exactly.
wackydani82: if your CA doesn't do anything, then go to your RD (residence director)
DMATIGGER: my door is going to change....my roomate wants to decorate half of it.
wackydani82: wanna hear something funny?
DMATIGGER: YEA
DMATIGGER: i may go gayer...for spite.
wackydani82: oh okay ...as long as you two agree with what's going on your door ... i'm sorry it happened :( ... but you'd still better complain
wackydani82: don't go gayer ... i know it's tempting to, but you'd spite them even more, and then you're stooping to their level
DMATIGGER: sigh. ok
wackydani82: listen to this: i was doing my Tae-Bo, and i was doing a kick/punch combo, and the phone rang ...
DMATIGGER: I am SO going to apply for the multicultural house
wackydani82: so i went to get it, but i tripped over my pink fuzzy pig slipper :-p
wackydani82: GO FOR IT :-D
wackydani82: honestly, the last place you'd want to be is in decker or cromwell ... it's homophobia and fraternity row galore! :-/
wackydani82: so, i tripped over my slipper ... and it gets funnier!
DMATIGGER: ew
wackydani82: and i crash into the little table that had my phone and stuff on it ... so the phone crashes to the floor, my glasses go flying mid-flight in the air, and the telephone book lands on my back :-p
DMATIGGER: you ok?
wackydani82: yeah, i had a good laugh ;) ... and my poor mom hears me spewing curse words left and right ... when i finally answer the phone, she threatens to drive down and wash my mouth with soap
DMATIGGER: lol
wackydani82: she says "we're not paying your tuition to learn the different uses of mother-fucker!" :-D
wackydani82: isn't that so funny?
wackydani82: usually, if i don't trip over myself at least once a day, i get worried ... but i think this lil' incident will last me for the week :-p
DMATIGGER: lol that's funny
wackydani82: hehehee ... usually my random acts of clumsiness make good comedy ;)
DMATIGGER: :)
wackydani82: hey, when is GUTS going clubbing? i want to see karim in full queen mode ;)
wackydani82: or the next time you go gay bowling ... i think it's hoot! do you guys go cosmic bowling at all?
DMATIGGER: :) no. we prefer to create our own
chaos
wackydani82: hahahaa!
wackydani82: that's so funny :-D
wackydani82: i haven't been cosmic bowling in ages ... i love feeling like i'm on acid O:-)
DMATIGGER: lol...u really need to try gay bowling....there is no drug like it
wackydani82: i bet!
wackydani82: so, why is it called gay bowling? i never knew there's a difference between gay bowling and straight bowling ;)
DMATIGGER: gay bowling has GUTS..straight bowling has fred flinstone
wackydani82: LMAO! :-D
wackydani82: (gasping for breath)
wackydani82: lol!!
wackydani82: that's true ... now that i think of it, straight people get ripped off! all we get is a goddamn cartoon?! boooooo :-p
DMATIGGER: we?! come on mary, you're as queer, well almost as queer, as i am....Bi's do it gay too
wackydani82: i know ;)
wackydani82: but for someone who's only gone straight bowling, i feel gypped (however you spell it)
wackydani82: fuck it--that's the queer way to spell it!! :-D
DMATIGGER: lol, Gay it up girlfriend!
wackydani82: lol!
wackydani82: you should come to my gay and lesbian studies class one day
wackydani82: i think you'd like that class a lot
DMATIGGER: i am in a very in your face mood right now...very rainbow righteous. when is it?
DMATIGGER: i bet i would...who teaches it?
wackydani82: i have the class wednesdays from 10-12:20
wackydani82: nicolosi ;)
wackydani82: figueroa teaches the other section ... mediha has him ... he's like javier on "felicity" ;)
DMATIGGER: she's funny...she is on my quote page..I don't watch felicity but i think we've talked
about him...he's the flamer right?
wackydani82: oh yeah ;)
wackydani82: he's the former disco queen and donna summer was his goddess ... you can't get more queen than that!
DMATIGGER: hey! I try....
DMATIGGER: :P
wackydani82: then again, i may be wrong ... i haven't seen karim's moments yet :-p
wackydani82: heheheheheee
DMATIGGER: moments?! what is up with these moments?! karim = kueem
DMATIGGER: kueen
wackydani82: LOL!
DMATIGGER: you know, you won't get your country until you sign the guestbook
wackydani82: i know ... i haven't finished looking at the whole page!
DMATIGGER: it is kinda big.....
wackydani82: by the time i finished reading the random GUTS quotes, i (literally) had to go to the potty! ;)
wackydani82: hey, there's nothing wrong with that!
wackydani82: some things are better big ... like penises ;)
DMATIGGER: :)
wackydani82: and sundaes .... BIG sundaes with fudge and caramel
wackydani82: oooohhh ... that sounds yummy right now :)
DMATIGGER: except when the penises are so big that there is no person attached...
DMATIGGER: wanna go to TW for ice cream?
wackydani82: lol
wackydani82: actually, i'm waiting for my man-friend to come over ;)
wackydani82: but if he doesn't get here soon, we'll get some ice cream :)
DMATIGGER: ok
DMATIGGER: dick or lick.....
wackydani82: that is the question
wackydani82: two very delicious things to choose from ... can't i have both? O:-)
DMATIGGER: put the lick on the dick...
wackydani82: i could ... heh heh heh heh O:-)
wackydani82: i'm feeling rather racy right now
wackydani82: you know what's fun? put caramel or chocolate syrup on it, and lick/suck it off ... let me tell you--he'll thank you in his own special way O:-)
wackydani82: actually, let's get some ice cream--i haven't even eaten dinner yet
wackydani82: dawn, i'll meet you in the travers lobby ... i'll see you in a few :)
Back to my journal
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1