| RANDOM QUOTES |
| ~ Don't take crap from anyone. - Val ~ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a Muppet a fish and he might use it as a baseball bat. - Jen Borkowski ~ Behave or I will cut you with my warts. - Mom ~ Blue hair = Weirdo. - Heather ~ Girls poop. You can't be a doctor if you think girls don't poop. - anonymous ~ What's Kim going to be? - Mom <cough> Prostitute. <cough> - David ~ I don't think I want to be a part of this family. - Kim ~ Why are you hurrying? - Heather Cause it's raining. - Dad I thought you would be melting. - Me That's witches not bitchess. - Dad At least I'm not ugly. - Heather ~ It adds to the elegance of the pimpness. - Monsieur ~ You have to come home for hugs. Hugs are a good thing. - Steve ~ I'd say cheese, but that's almost an idiom. - John ~ Cuntee! ~ Somebody ought to write the sequel while we're up here. - Janet Grey ~ I think TV has trained them. Without a laugh track, they don't know when to laugh. - ? ~ John, don't worry about us. We're old, we're in college. We can handle it. - Kelly ~ Opera theater - get your feet off the stage! - John ~ The guys in the front were weird. What are you looking at? I'm talking about my period. Then after the cake mix....I'm not so cute anymore am I? - ? ~ I hate to be daddy and take it away. - John ~ [The microphone] is honing in on the vagina. - John ~ Is it Playboy or Playgirl? - Kelly Playgirl. - Dani So why is that girl sucking his dick? - Kelly ~ Dude..I don't do anything...I'm Hot Pants Guy. - Lamaar ~ Oh! He's Hot Interview Guy too! - Lamaar ~ Call me now for you're outgoing documents! - Lamaar ~ Suple is not a word for pants. - Jed |