Michael:
Who is like God
~ RBG (instead of RBD)

~ I bet the SFB loves me..well, they have to it's me.

~ I don't care, I'll give you all the money you want.

~ Ooh! He's hot! Does he need to be picked up?

~ That woman's voice just cuts right through me.

~ I've never heard Sesame Street and fucking in the same sentence before.

~ It's not Spanish..it's one long word...
      It's Johnny Greyeyes. - Jose

~ It's a phone...I thought it was a rat.

~ Ed works in the mailroom.
     But he's always drunk. - Karim

~ Get free typhoid.

~ There's more to me than just a hot man.

~ I'm duty's bitch.

~ [The 76er's] have dancers? What are they figure skaters?

~ He's gotta wear his special pants.

~ Don't play with Mr. Clownbox!

~ Hem's like shooting up the cheese...Haw's like I need the cheese- going through                 withdraws.

~ Your ear is like freezing my ear off.

~ I eat nutcones.

~ [Snap] You piss me off and I take you down.

~ This computer has more viruses than a pimped up whore.

~ One of us is both..well, half of both.

~ That's how I'm going to find my next boyfriend, I'll pick a name I like and put gay in          front of it.
     As long as it's not a clergyman or something. - Karim
     Look of Death. - Jose

~ If you like men...watch figure skating. I was blushing...he was so cute.

~ You can all guess how much money we all have.

~ You're dating someone in Jesus Christ?

~ Twat. That's a borderline word.

~ I like cootchiesnort.

~ We will like you more if you give us money.

~ Let's all be happy! Yea!

~ Granted it's not shooting out an egg...(on male PMS)

~ Will I see your vagina?
      No! You won't see any vaginas! - Me
      Why should you care? - Wendy
      Just because I don't want to touch the vagina....

~ Let's sing the mail song from Blues Clues...

~ Just throw in a few more letters please.

~ I'm just a bitch when I play games.

~ I'm asking a lesbian if she saw the hot figure skating guy.

~ Ester or Edith..that's what all their names were back then.

~ Two gay men can equal one straight one.

~ You should all die.
    Don't worry we will. - Matt Lock

~ They were shooting at the coffin. Hello?! He's gone..
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