| KARIM: Noble and generous |
| ~ Bush + Dick = Fuck ~ It's not you, it's the idiots around you. ~ That's the shitty thing about society, you don't have musch choice participating, as mediocre a society it might be. ~ woohoo!! ~ You're such a doll. Don't worry about it, I'll always be there for you. We all need shoulders to lean on. Have a beautiful day. ~ Thank God for Jesus Christ. ~ Respect the Dawn. ~ Jose, Jump on that! ~ My henchman...woman. ~ This is the last calender of the year. It kinda hurt making it..but it felt kinda good too. ~ We recruit... don't we? (looks at me) ~ If there was a dead drunk in the middle of the road they wouldn't care. ~ You're witty...that makes you almost gay. ~ Cash. My friends call me Cash. ~ [The J in Jose] needs to be a H, but then it would be hose. ~ Ed, why are your shoes off? ~You're the bitch that kept me up...I swear I heard a butch voice. ~ People don't look at the year..I hope. ~ He was straight until that class. ~ I would love to take a shooting lesson with her head. ~ What is that, transgendered music? ~ I haven't gone gay man crazy. ~ I feel so conservative sometimes. ~ Guess which one's gay, fuck you! (complete with hand guesture) ~ Let's go to Dawn - she's been cursing like a boy scout. ~ Wendy - shove that bag down your throat. ~ She only has a head. ~ [The letter was] so nice that I'll probably be expelled if published. ~ Pop! The lesbian. ~ How about Christians in a stadium with lions? ~ Is this how you check how hung you are? ~ I'm sorry, I just grab the lightest one. Don't talk about Ryan like that. - Keiko ~ You should see him while having sex..the girl usually explodes. Do you watch? - Ed ~ Nice one, Princess of Wales. ~ His mother had to change him. ~ It's the battle of the vagina's. ~ That's it. I'm not having sex with you tonight unless I win. ~ She's trying to attract the bear crowd. ~ I'm going to give you syphillus. ~ I was like a deer stopping in front of an SUV. ~ Hey are you on E again? ~ Hey bowling Nazi, take a chill pill. ~ He comes on his own leisure..that's not what I meant! ~ Ooh! You just hit my spot. ~ Like a blind man at an orgy. ~ Vagina Monologues my asshole! ~ Holy Monkey Cum. ~ I forgot this game's better when you're drunk. ~ How big is my hole? ~ You have the confidence of an earthworm. ~ Isn't interesting how we're segregated by sex? Except for Dawn. - Matt Lock ~ lastly, i hope you don't think that i don't appreciate the job you're doing, because it's great. it's just that people are a lot dummer than we think, and they have the retention of an old man's bladder, so they forget almost everything, regardless of what we tell them. that's why your job is so important - you're our reminder!! ~ Behave! Alright..I guess I have to. - Me You should write that down! ~ In my efforts to loosen up, I shit my pants (admit it, you like the image) ~ I should go to pessimists' anynomous meetings..but I hate them. ~ Is that a Sundial? Oh, then the Greeks would be proud. ~ You like to fold things don't you? Yes. - Me You don't have anything that's not folded do you? No. - Me That's so cute. ~ We're not illegal..just gray. ~ Duel of the Lesbos. ~ He called me..he sounded like the gay godfather. ~ Holy Shit -- People! ~ Dawn beat me up...she took over... ~ I'm the publicist's bitch. ~ Where's the fan? ~ I'm going to scream at all the gays. ~ Ooo. Chatty bitch. ~ We'll give it some thought. (after Michael rips up the paper) ~ I am genetically rude. ~ You're the only Dawn I know with a tattoo! ~ I'm going to miss him. Meow! ~ If we're all in the van we're all fucked together. ~ ARAM! ~ Once off campus it's all not rated. ~ Did he break you honey...talk to me...I've got ointment ~ What happened? Your wrist give out? He's got a limp one you know. ~ Your hole is bleeding! ~ And constipation's a bitch! ~ Bowling for the holocaust! ~ Doesn't matter I'm gay anyway... ~ I love amusing myself. ~ Don't finger my ball! ~ Miragliotta syndrom (one pin left standing) ~ That's the celibate pin. ~ I'm having colon trouble. ~ DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN! ~ What are you waiting for...the coming of Christ? ~ You can chew on a cup. ~ I'm timing the stupidity. ~ This game is infinite. ~ Let's go, Spike. ~ I love how these games challenge us. ~ Shut your face bitch. ~ How about the concept of time? Cause you're out of it. ~ Yea Jesus. ~ We all live in New Jersey..what's so amazing? We're all a half hour from each other. ~ Monkeycunt. ~ He was the bottom. ~ I'm so angry, I'm drooling. ~ You have a heel in your crotch. ~ Distance masturbation is a sport. ~ You cannot say beaver. ~ Where's little America?...not in Michael's pants. ~ Let me keep time for the assholes. ~ I'm going to shove a tampon up your nose. ~ Keep it on the board...I know your wrist can barely hold a straw. ~ Sean, please shoot me in the head. ~ That was the pre Depression Monopoly. ~ He's got the talent of a snail. ~ When I pee sometimes it's bubbly...and I drink it on New Years. ~ I was in my dad's nutsack. ~ As President of the federation, you can suck my ass. ~ Stupid jock bullshit. ~ I can see through your hands. ~ I'm surrounded by idiots. ~Squeaky shot me. ~Four, four, four..Eddie needs a whore. |