| TaLKiNG WiTH DaNi |
| ME: As I wrote down Karim, <on an online quiz to find out who your boyfriend will be> this is either a way tomake people straight or doesn't work. DANI: LMAO! That is too funny! You must be REALLY talented to turn him hetero. : P ME: Well, I didn't try. I thought about how many emails I would have to send and realized that I would probably never know THAT many people. |
| DMA: hi D: hi there hold on a sec sorry about that--i thought my phone rang i'm telling you, i'm going nuts! :-p DMA: thats ok. i'm already gone... D: how was gay bowling? did karim have a queen moment? ;) DMA: moment? sweetheart he was as royal as the queen of england... D: LMAO!!! :-D DMA: it was great D: that is TOOO funny!what in the hell was he doing? was he drunk?! DMA: no. just being himself....check out my website..I have a whole page of his words of wisdom D: LOL ... i will! this i have got to read! DMA: oh what does LMAO stand for? D: laughing my ass off :-p DMA: ah. I wish I could... D: by the way, i like your webpage! it's so cute! DMA: thanx D: i'm checking out the quotes now ;) DMA:: after joining guts i laugh so hard my ass is long gone. D: these quotes are AWESOME!!! :-D DMA: thanx...you are on the random quote page <<now this page>> D: i wonder what random thing i said ... i say a lot of random shit ;) DAMN!! i need to hang around karim more often!! :-p DMA: lol...its good exercise..it's kept the freshman 15 off.. D: see, i didn't have the freshman 12--i have the sophomore 10 :-/ not everyone gets the soph 10 i just happened to be one of the random weirdos who do ;) oh, that random quote!! :-Dthat was a classic, wasn't it? ;) nice buddy icon ;) i finally saw that movie ... it's so funny! DMA: yes. i love sean hayes....and am plotting to take over the world...do you want a country? D: yes please DMA: what one? D: i'd like to fix up some joint on this country where chicks rule, not dicks ;) i'll get back to you on that very soon! |
| Dawn, just a quick note: banging your head against a brick wall doesn't help too much. It just gives you a nasty headache (don't ask me how I know this) .... ;-) |
| DMA: lol..dickly-wickly? what are you having sex with a dr. seuss character?:-P D: EWWWWW!!! DON'T CORRUPT DR. SEUSS!!! :-P DMA: oh puh-lease. what do you think thing 1 and thing 2 really represent ;-) D: very true ;-) DMA: ..and you probably don't want to get into a conversation about sesame street with me either..:-P D: oh no you will NOT corrupt that for me either i ALREADY KNOW the rumors about bert and ernie ... don't tell me there are more ;-) DMA: RUMORS? what do they have to have sex on camera before they come out? *sigh* D: as a child, you DON'T notice these things ... as you get older, and your hormones kick in ... well, you get the hint ;-) DMA: oh please. I fully blame them for my bisexuality j/k D: you are too much sometimes, girly :-P DMA: :-D good things come in small packages D: NOT ALL ;-) DMA: oh right. the dickly-wicklys should be biggly-wiggly. |
| DMA: nm listening to "kill your television" D: huh? LOL DMA: "I heart my dog's head but I honk for the Lord"...Now "Sign my snarling doggie" is on D: OMG DMA: "sign my snarling doggie...look his tail is wagging he's really friendly.." "let him drool in your lap.." D: lord ... where do you FIND these songs? DMA: well, I found "Hey Coach Don't call me a Queer" then I looked up songs by the same group D: oh geez ... LOL DMA: you just missed Spontaneous Human Combustion D: oh my :-P you are too much DMA: now "Please Let me be your third world country" is on :-D D: LMAO DMA: "when we pulled the last troops from Vietnam I thought we'd have more time for screwing.." "just give some attention to me..the world is ok, let it be" D: good lord ... how do these people come up with these lyrics? :-) DMA: political correct..hold a benefit for me...homk if you love me...I'll build a wheelchair into your heart...i'm an endangered species so save me...i've 70,000 signatures saying you should come home with me tonight...taste me taste me I'm organic D: LOL DMA: i don't know...oh what I could write if I did!! :-P D: LOL same here! DMA: oh I know! one title would be "his dicky wicky was biggly wiggly" |
| DMA: so any ideas of what you want for your bday D: not a damn idea still thinking about it DMA: omg...i found a glow in the dark vibrator D: WHAT?!! LOL DMA: window shopping online can be so much fun. very entertaining and educational D: that might not be a bad birthday gift .... LMAO--j/k!! DMA: apparently spencers gift sells them D: really?!!! holy shit .... i didn't think theywould sell that DMA: well guess again it cost $9.99 D: that's it?!!! that seems questionable to me .... it might not be that good DMA: ahem here is the sales pitch Where is that darn thing? Oh, here it is. No, that�s the phone! Woops. Hey, Rover, get back here with that! Don�t make massage mistakes that can ruin the moment! Get the 7� battery operated vibrator that glows in the dark so you can see it even when the lights go out! Quite a handy feature! Adjustable speeds. Takes 2-C batteries�not included. Made in China. i kid you not D: ROFLMAO (rolling on floor, laughing my ass off) DMA: oh, i think they only sell this stuff online..not in any of the stores. D: but still!!!!the fact that they sell it is HILARIOUS DMA: i know...who would think to make and sell that? and bring poor Rover into the description?!: people are strange creatures D: i knoW that's just wrong DMA: I am begining to really believe that an advanced alien civilization dumped their lunatics (humans) on Earth and then went far far away, never returning D: you know, that does sound like a reasonable explanation explaining certain fucknuts live on this earth (example: George W. Bush) DMA: also Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Hitler, the Pope etc. D: mmhhmm DMA: and edible underwear D: LOLwhat about edible underwear? DMA: it exists D: very true DMA: oh wow..so do blow job gumballs D: i don't understand why people would buy that ... as a certain comic said, you can make that shit on your own for cheap! WHAT?!!BLOWJOB GUMBALLS?!!! DMA: Here's a great gift to give a pal in need. Our bottle of Blow Job bubble gum includes directions on the side of the bottle like "Chew gently, don't swallow." Includes 1.5 ounces of super delicious gum. Made in the U.S.A. $3.99 D: ROFLMAO(tears coming down cheeks)this is some funny shit! DMA: then there are blow job vouchers. $4.99 for 10 coupons that one can make oneself.. D: WHAT?!! LOL DMA: also, sex toys in a cheetah patterned pillow I'm speechless with this one:Imagine the tip of a motorized tongue, flicking speedily at your erogenous zones! That's the sensation you get with the Cyber Flicker! Control the intensity with the hand-held controller (2 AA batteries are required - not included). A .5 oz. Packet of lubricant is included. Made in Hong Kong. $9.99 D: OH NO THEY DIDN'T DMA: now lets see what is in the "Fantasy Frolic" kit D: OH NO DMA: Looking the ultimate in pleasure that lovers can share? Our Fun and Frolic kit is just what you need! Included is a 7" body massager, a gelatin rubber g-spot pleasure sleeve, and 1 set of silicone rubber ecstasy balls. And to make everything move smoothly, a sample of lube is included.Made in China. D: i can't wait to ear this AAAAHHH!!! LOL :-D dare i ask what other things they have? DMA: of course one MUST have the glow in the dark cuffs to go with the viberator. One can't clash cuffs and viberators D: HAHAHAHAA :-Pyes, you must complement your items ;-) do they have a glow-in-the-dark underwear set? (not that it's supposed to stay on long anyways O:-)) DMA: oh, I was wrong. the glow in the dark viberator is NOT just sold online..but the Hawaiin viberator is it's waterproof D: LOL DMA: I have not seen any...yet well, we can't forget the amateurs... D: oh no ;-) DMA: therefore we have the "My First Vibe Kit" D: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS =-O DMA: Let the latest in the My First Vibe line will take you to blissful pleasures you've never before imagined! It includes the 6" multi speed vibrator (requires 2 AA bateries - not included), a cyberskin pleasure sleeve to slip over the vibe, a soft cyberskin butterfly for the tip of the vibe, a stretchy silicone ring with sensuous ticklers, and a sampler of 4 cc of Hustler lubricant. Made in China. D: LMAO DMA: next up we have the Hustler Vibrating Ecstasy Balls D: exCUSE me? DMA: How do you double your pleasure with ecstasy balls? Put powerful little motors in each of the balls for the ultimate in excitement. The exclusive multi function battery case also doubles as a massager for more pleasure! 4 AAA batteries are required (not included).Made in China. Wow. they make a lot of dirty things in China D: SERIOUSLY =-O DMA: get ready D: ecstasy balls ... what is the world coming to? DMA: I don't know ask the Waterproof Lil' Dolphin micro massager D: HUH? DMA: it comes with a very convient wrist strap D: oh my GOD DMA: you do realize that I'm not telling you everything that I find...just the more bizarre stuff D: i bet =-O DMA: If you need a little more magic while masturbating, they have the magic wand vibrator D: ARE YOU FOR REAL? DMA: yup and I've just started looking at page 6 D: what's the ad for THAT? page SIX? how many pages for that shit?!! DMA: For magically delightful evenings of enchanting pleasure, give our Magic Wand a try! It features a vibrating head and three vibrating pearl toned beads, powered by a two speed high-intensity motor. This quiet device requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Made in China. at least 11 D: there goes another device from china ;-)oh lord .... DMA: they have three different types of overnight viberator kits D: oh my do tell ;-) DMA: lets see there is the i guess "regular" kit, one with an Asian flair and one with elegance D: oh geez alright miss .... my dad is kicking me off once again this has been a most .... umm, interesting convo ;-) DMA: most conversations with me usually end up interesting... with you anyway D: they really are ;-) |