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| What women does Kubak hate? - me All of them. - Karim You have shoelaces. - Kubak Where's that gonna go? Your stomach's the size of ...of ...the salt shaker. - Kubak {To Kubak} You're still single aren't you? - me Children are smelly germ covered noises. - Heather That was brave and selfless.- Kermit Si si si, that was. But when you can help friends and get revenge on enemies..isn't that what Christmas all about? - Pepe Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. I don't HATE bigots, but I can't stand their lifestyle. And I wish they wouldn't flaunt it in our faces. The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview, then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them. It wasn't easy telling my parents that I'm gay. I told them at Thanksgiving. I said, "Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?" She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed. It will be a good day when our kids have all the money they need for school, and the military has to hold a bake sale for a new bomber. The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots. The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Okay, conservatives have changed my mind. Allowing gay marriage, I have been persuaded, will destroy the family, weaken Western civilization, turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, increase the trade deficit with Japan, endanger the family farm and promote tooth decay. The impeccable logic of conservative opponents is simply too powerful to deny. Conservatives taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you should save it for someone you love I am NOT nuts!! I am holy. I speak for Jesus when I say Fuck You and the donkey you rode in on! Instead of being Born Again, why not just Grow Up? You have offended yourself. I have done nothing but exist. Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly, we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? -The Value of Families That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure. Oh no, the dead have risen and their voting Republican. You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image, when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. Epitaph on grave of an US soldier: Here lies a man who was given a medal for killing two men, and a dishonorable discharge for loving one. I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals - Ellen By refusing to acknowledge the existence of homosexuality, schools shove heterosexuality down the throats of gay children. Just because straights make up a larger proportion of the population doesn't mean you can have every single second of everything dedicated to you. You can't just say, 'I don't want to get involved.' The universe got you involved. There are no halfway measures against bigotry, hatred and anti-Semitism. It's got to be rejected totally. When you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government' The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. (He paused, then said) Would you like a puppy?" - Dan Quayle Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.- DQ Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled.-DQ Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot! - Dave Barry I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV news people, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the bare bones of a story; it takes a newspaper with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring. - Dave Barry It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. - Dave Barry Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS Feminism: The radical notion that women are people too. The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself. WHy Be NoRMaL? The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. You can�t live in the world without an idea of the world, but it�s living that makes the ideas. It�s better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not. Ryan and I think you are adorable. You're like our daughter. - Karim Homophobia is so gay. Stop the damn profanity! This disease will be the end of many of us, but not nearly all, and the dead will be commemorated and will struggle on with the living, and we are not going away. We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens. The time has come. Bye now. You are fabulous creatures, each and every one. And I bless you: More Life. The Great Work Begins. - Tony Kushner I think there is something very wrong with a world where rapist and murders are not caught but harmless women are. - Barbra Walker You work with the fairies or you don�t work at all, lamebrain. - Barbra Walker They thought that the only logical choices for their agents on Earth were the human females, who must be encouraged to control their males, as did the females of other species. - Barbra Walker Let the mothers accept only men who show decent, rational, fatherly behavior toward children and other living things. Then the brutes who are not accepted will die out, and their violent heritage with them. - Barbra Walker Learn from a woman how to be a man. - Barbra Walker She never took a husband and lived happily ever after. - Barbra Walker I recommend not killing the children. - Kelly I am sarcasm, travel sized. - me I love you. I mean I hate you. - Heather Same difference. - me Pretty much. - Heather If he gets anything higher than a C I'll be mad. If he gets anything lower than a C I'll be mad. He better get a C. - Heather There is a theory which states that if anybody discovered exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and will be replaced by something even more bizzare and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams In the beginning the Universe was created. This made many people unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams Silence = Death Note to the nonfeminist reader: What is wrong with you? - Rita Mae Brown Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams I get by with a little help from my friends. - Beatles Tattoos and bikes and starting fights...that's what girls are made of. He said, you've gotten tough, cause my tone was curt and when approached in a dark alley I don't lift my skirt. In this city self preservation is a full time occupation.... I was blessed with a birth and a death and I guess I want some say in between. - Talk to Me Now Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. - Sound of Silence But ya tell me over and over, my friend, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction. - Eve of Destruction If homosexuality is a disease, then let's all call in queer to work. Sorry can't work today. Still Queer. Sex education IS birth control. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. You're my mother, disguised as a lesbian. - Mathew Shepard Story Imagine a world worth living in, a world worth fighting for. - Stone Butch Blues The future is female. Life is short...break some rules. Wendal and Cass [are] the gay male penguin couple at the New York Aquarium. Wendall has picked Cass because he's so strong. And who knows why Cass has picked Wendall. Maybe he thinks Wendall is a girl, though he does take his turn on the bottom. - The Advocate For such a small town, there sure are a lot of idiots here. It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not. I would never be so dumb to say they stole an election. They bought the damn thing fair and square. - Dan Bern I live in my own world..it's ok they know me here. Come closer..so I can slap you. Stupidity should be painful. The last time people in this society cared about my rights was when I was a fetus. I may not be right, but you're definately wrong. Something's happening here. What it is isn't exactly clear. - For What It's Worth Cause someone you don't know is someone you don't know. Get a firm grip girl before you let go. - Anticipate Dawn, just a quick note: banging your head against a brick wall doesn't help too much. It just gives you a nasty headache (don't ask me how I know this) - Dani You are too much sometimes, girly - Dani When did you sell your soul to the devil? - Ed I'm anal...Karim is rubbing off on me. - Josee That was very basic Japanese in my high, high girly voice. - Josee Saint Nick?! Fuck Jesus Christ! - Julie I'll take you down with the rest of the world Karim. - Julie You're the fucking President, do something! - Keiko I DON'T RUN THE BOWLING ALLEY!! - Karim Sometimes I forget I'm not Japanese pop art. - Keiko Wow. It's nice to see you've become a waste of human flesh. - Keiko Bush + Dick = Fuck - Karim It's not you, it's the idiots around you. - Karim That's the shitty thing about society, you don't have much choice participating, as mediocre a society it might be. - Karim You're such a doll. Don't worry about it, I'll always be there for you. We all need shoulders to lean on. Have a beautiful day. - Karim We recruit... don't we? (looks at me) - Karim You're witty... that makes you almost gay. - Karim That's it. I'm not having sex with you tonight unless I win. - Karim Lastly, I hope you don't think that I don't appreciate the job you're doing, because it's great. It's just that people are a lot dummer than we think, and they have the retention of an old man's bladder, so they forget almost everything, regardless of what we tell them. That's why your job is so important - you're our reminder. - Karim I am genetically rude. - Karim DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN!! - Karim THIS ONE'S FOR DAWN. We just want to give Dawn, loyal secretary for the Spring 2002 semester a big hug. We'll miss you for the rest of the year and can't wait to have you back next year. - meeting minutes What the fuck is with that pin? - me All of a sudden [the rainbow flag] becomes like the American flag...which we burn anyway. - Juda There's more to me than just a hot man. - Michael [The 76er's] have dancers? What are they figure skaters? - Michael I like cootchiesnort. - Michael Will I see your vagina? - Michael No! You won't see any vaginas! - me Why should you care? - Wendy Just because I don't want to touch the vagina... - Michael Don't take crap from anyone. - Val Behave or I will cut you with my warts. - Mom Blue hair = Weirdo. - Heather Just remember all of us straight people aren't evil or homophobes. - Sarah Michael? Frisky? I knew my pants were shiny... - Sarah |