| ** RaNDoM GuTS QuoTeS** |
| ~ THIS ONE'S FOR DAWN. We just want to give Dawn, loyal secretary for the Spring 2002 semester a big hug. We'll miss you for the rest of the year and can't wait to have you back next year. ~ Karim's in the spotlight- notyounotyou! - ? ~ Welcome to our meeting. - ? Oh Crap! - ? ~ He needed to cut a little in the end. - Juda He needed to cut a little in the front too. - Bridget No..no I meant his speech not his hair. - Juda ~ [The bisexual flag] is lavender, blue and magneta. - Ryan A. ~ I'm filled with feminine bitterness. - Ryan A. ~ Karim, you're a perfect bitch. - Craig ~ She went tubing..that bitch. - Me Wow, I never heard Dawn curse before and now she's just spitting out the profanities. - Ryan Yeah, therapy's working. - Me ~ Open for buisness. - Matt Lock You fucking whore. - Ryan ~ What the fuck is with that pin? - Me ~ He's got his balls. He's happy. - Matt Lock ~ I'm Dawn, and I am who I am. - Me ~ Everything can become a German drinking song. - Matt Lock ~ 18 years old - I have underwear older than that. - Anne ~ Just put Lesbian Gomez on the search and she'll come up. - Anne ~ It's called creative funds. - Anne ~ Michael's not the asshole...this time. - Matt Lock ~ My high for the week...this meeting. - Craig ~ Are there going to be any high schoolers? - Liz ~ I listen to Karim when he says 'Don't write that Down'. - My lie ~ I was like Aag! - Liz (Oh, how I wish I could put facial expressions on the page...) ~ I met a drunk man in Paris... - Scott That's true! - Karim It was Karim. - Michael ~ All of a sudden [the rainbow flag] becomes like the American flag..which we burn anyway. - Juda ~ I've been ignoring my cheese! - Juda ~ Oh. I misheard you said cut right?- Juda ~ Michael, I want to braid your asshole hair! - Ryan ~ Lick my asshole bitch! - Ryan ~ I trust her because she yelled at me. - Jess ~ Well, could I be you! - Irene ~ What's Nordic? - Liz Norwegian. - Karim Oh, I'm Nordic. - Liz ~ EW! That was the shrimp scampi! - Irene ~ We want poopy. - Irene ~ Wait a minute, That's NOT our piece! - Me ~ I said that you little weiner! - Irene ~There goes that wrist again. - Larry |