Bayou Barb: "Honey, did we cheat death today or what?"
Beaux: (aka Steve): "Wow, Sugar, was I happy to
see dry land
again, even considering we still were stuck with the same boring --
excuse me
-- non-exciting people we had been with all day."
Bayou Barb: "Honey, do we ever have to see those
people
again or get in that boat again?"
Beaux: "Well Sugar, we will have to see Mr.
Wilsawn again.
He is the best looking of all my troops so I kind of use
him as
arm-candy when dealing with the public. Sugar, I do not know
how we will be able
to stay out of that boat though. The great,
the near great & the
future great, come from all over the Coast
Guard to get in that boat. Even
the people that think they are
great get in it -- did you see Sandy smiling?"
Bayou Barb: "I'll bet they are really
coming just to spend time
with Mendy -- she is a sweetheart isn't
she? Honey, what is
she again, a
Capon?"
Beaux: "No Sugar, I think she is a Kayjohn."
Bayou Barb: "I think the only reason we survived
today is that
his cruel step mother kept the boat in control. Is she a
Kayjohn too?"
Beaux: "No Sugar, I think she is just a
Kay. I felt sorry for her
having to raise Mr. Wilsawn. Do
you have any suggestions on
how to get us
out of Mr. Wilsawn's boat ride when he asks us again?"
Bayou Barb: "What if we send Mendy and Jim a very nice note
letting him think we loved it. Then, if he has the gall
to invite us
again, we can come up with an excuse that will not hurt Mendy's
feelings. After all, she is such a sweet Kayjohn."
Beaux: "Good idea Sugar -- but what if
Sandy & Joann show up
again, will the note get us out of being with Sandy?"
Bayou Barb: "Actually Joann is so cool it is worth putting up with Sandy."
Beaux: "But Sandy used to make me do pushups when I worked for him. Worst boss I ever had. What the heck -- LETS TRY IT!!!!"
From: Captain Oh Captain of Mine,
To: Mr. Wilsawn
Mr. Wilsawn: Attached is your song list. You can put it near my thank you note and conversation with "Bayou Barb" -- SPG
From: Mr. Wilsawn
To: Captain Oh Captain of Mine
I got your songs & I thank you.
1. I have no idea what you were referring to when you said; “You can put it near my thank you note and conversation with "Bayou Barb"?
2. But if I did know what you meant when you said, “You can put it near my thank you note and conversation with "Bayou Barb"? It ain’t there no more & you can’t prove it ever was. (You didn’t print it out or anything did you?)
3. And if you did print it out, I had forgotten I had it until we had that conversation a couple of weeks ago & then I put it up just to see how it looked on the web. I put a link to it that was meaningless & then I forgot to take the meaningless link off.
4. So, if you do have proof that I may know what you were talking about when you said, “You can put it near my thank you note and conversation with "Bayou Barb", it would take an overly curious surfer to even notice it (shame shame).
Regards,
Mr. Wilsawn
From: Sandy
To: All
Awesome article. Very factual ... well, except for the part about Sandy ever being the boss. Everyone knows that Gunner Mann was the boss!!! And no one ever made Beaux do pushups - heck, he could barely lift a 9 .mm pistol!!! By the way Mr. Wilsawn - see if you can talk Beaux into playing cards - you might actually be able to win a game!!!