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Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me...I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss...why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity.
Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn.
If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old
Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
I want to eat your children
I just want to conquer people and their souls
I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
I'll fuck you till you love me
Well, (contemplating suicide) goes through everyone's mind, I'm sure. And if it doesn't I really must be crazy. Everyone thinks about that because sometimes, you know what I mean, it's just tough being a nigger and it's tough being a bad nigger
I have so much pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass.
I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating
Are you scared now, you bitch, you little white boy bitch?
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