More One-Liners

** I made my favorite thing for dinner...reservations
** Keep the kitchen clean - eat out
** Miles can't separate hearts that care
** I've used up all of my sick days...Now I'm calling in dead
** Be kind to your children, for they will choose your rest home
** Young at heart, slightly older in other places
** To have a child is to forever have your heart walk around outside your body
** Often the pangs of absence are removed by a letter
** Happy is the house that shelters a friend
** A baby can turn a house into a home, a couple into a family, and a reasonably intelligent adult into a babbling fool
** I always prefer to believe the best of everybody - it saves so much trouble
** The difference between the right word and the almost-right word, is like the difference between lightning and the lightning bug
** Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
** Choose your love and then love your choice
** When in doubt, look up
** Lord, grant me the patience to endure my blessings
** Accept disappointment without losing hope
** If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done
** Sometimes my mind wanders, other times I lose it completely
** Experience is the best teacher, but the tuition is costly
** A happy home is where both mates think they got better than they deserve
** Is there life after laundry?
** If you must, you can
** Time is nature's way of preventing everything from happening at once
** Sewing and crafts fill my days, not to mention the livingroom, hallways and closets
** We laugh, we cry, we make time fly by...best friends we are, my Mom and I
** Attention all children - "No" is a complete sentence
** Making a friend takes a moment...being a friend takes a lifetime

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