** Keep the kitchen clean - eat out ** Miles can't separate hearts that care ** I've used up all of my sick days...Now I'm calling in dead ** Be kind to your children, for they will choose your rest home ** Young at heart, slightly older in other places ** To have a child is to forever have your heart walk around outside your body ** Often the pangs of absence are removed by a letter ** Happy is the house that shelters a friend ** A baby can turn a house into a home, a couple into a family, and a reasonably intelligent adult into a babbling fool ** I always prefer to believe the best of everybody - it saves so much trouble ** The difference between the right word and the almost-right word, is like the difference between lightning and the lightning bug ** Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm ** Choose your love and then love your choice ** When in doubt, look up ** Lord, grant me the patience to endure my blessings ** Accept disappointment without losing hope ** If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done ** Sometimes my mind wanders, other times I lose it completely ** Experience is the best teacher, but the tuition is costly ** A happy home is where both mates think they got better than they deserve ** Is there life after laundry? ** If you must, you can ** Time is nature's way of preventing everything from happening at once ** Sewing and crafts fill my days, not to mention the livingroom, hallways and closets ** We laugh, we cry, we make time fly by...best friends we are, my Mom and I ** Attention all children - "No" is a complete sentence ** Making a friend takes a moment...being a friend takes a lifetime |