** Do not fear...Angels are near ** Never ask a cowboy how wide his spread is ** Never squat with yer spurs on ** Mind yer Ma and Pa ** I love to give homemade gifts - which of the children would you like? ** Fish sure grow...between the nibble and the time they get away ** I don't repeat gossip, so listen closely! ** Sometimes I wake up GROUCHY, other times I let him sleep ** Lord, if you can't make me skinny...please make my friends fat ** It takes a lot fo talent to get a month behind in just one day ** The only thing I grow in my garden is tired ** I only craft on days that end with "Y" ** If there's no Internet in Heaven...then I'm NOT GOING! ** Laundry Room - Drop yer drawers here ** This kitchen is closed due to illness...I'm sick of cooking ** Calling children strong and able - clear your dishes off the table ** Out Budget - a mathematical confirmation of our suspicions ** A budget: going broke methodically ** Tell the truth - there's less to remember ** Life is nothing like the brochure ** Happiness is being married to your best friend ** A child's imagination is the cornerstone of character ** Integrity is best preserved by silence ** The best thing to spend on your children is time ** A Mother holds her children's hands for a little while...and their hearts forever ** To our children, we can give 2 things...One is roots, the other is wings ** Dad's the Boss, Mom said ** Never eat more than you can life ** Marriages are made in Heaven, but so is thunder and lightning ** Never go to bed mad - stay up and fight! ** A closed mouth gathers no feet ** Together is a wonderful place to be ** Dust is just a country accent ** I clean house every other day - this is NOT the other day |
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