** When a baby is born, the angels sing ** Please tell my Mom: Cowboys don't take baths...we just dust off ** Babies are such a nice way to start people ** True friends listen when no one else hears ** Go ahead - take my advice...I'm not using it anyways ** I can resist anything - except temptation ** I'm not aging, I'm marinating ** NOT AGAIN - Too much month at the end of the money ** God put me on this earth to accomplish a number of tasks... I'm so far behind, I'll never die. ** I'm not bald, just too small for my hair ** I am woman, I am invincible...I am tired ** Only Mothers of teenagers can truly understand how animals can eat their young ** A sunset is Heaven's gate ajar ** Bash forehead on keyboard to continue ** NO...Martha Stewart does NOT live here ** Around here "normal" is just a setting on the dryer ** Don't count the days, make the days count ** I'm never met a cookie I didn't like ** Inside me there's a thin woman screaming to get out...luckily, I can usually shut her up with chocolate ** I only have a kitchen cuz it came with the house ** I'm not a bad cook...if you have no taste ** I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over! ** He didn't call them the 10 Suggestions ** Forget love...let's fall in chocolate ** To love is to receive a glimpse of Heaven ** Don't take life so seriously - it's not permanent ** Been there, done that...can't remember ** It takes a long time to grow old ** Before you marry, keep both eyes open...After marriage, shut one ** MOM stands for Mother - NOT Made Of Money ** Grandchildren are God's Reward for putting up with your own kids ** The best antiques are old friends ** Forget healthfood, I need all the preservatives I can get! ** You don't have to be crazy to work here - we train you |
