Of course I am not "Jacky Chan". I know you don't care who am I, don't you? Anyway, since you accidentally clicked on this page, I would appreciate if you could spear me sometime. Just scroll down the page and you will be able to know a brief information about myself.
Would you mind reading a Short True Story?
"The Origin"
Years and years ago, in a
peaceful place of Kiamba, province of South Cotabato Philippines, there lived a
poor, devoted Roman Catholic couple blessed with six good looking children. One
day, a fine sunny morning of Sunday, 22nd of January a bouncy baby with an
almond-shaped eyes and a curly hair, not to mention the nose(you
know exactly how a typical Filipino nose looks like) was born. It was a
blessed day for this humble couple to see their new cute baby, their seventh
child. Years later, this cute naughty baby grew up and loves to sing and
dance... one of the prostrations this person had is a dream to be a professional
singer and a famous ballet dancer as well. This person finished a Bachelor of
Arts degree and Teacher by profession.
Sometime in July 1991, boarded a plane Emirates Airlines bound
for Dubai, (thanks God there were no terrorist hijackers at that
time), this person left Mindanao"The Land of Promise"for a greener
pasture in the Middle East. This person is working as an Executive
Secretary in Dubai, UAE for 11 solid years, a kindhearted person, fun to
be with and firmly believed that "Laughter is the best medicine"...
so,
Laff wenever yo pheel
laffing!!!
Would you like to meet this person???...I can sensed that you have some questions in your mind right now, is it the ...
Contact Numbers?
It's very
confidential! but if you've got some good news don't hesitate to call this
person as soon as possible at these numbers: Residence 04-2723954(temporarily disconnected...will advise!),Office
04-2019422 (strictly no personal calls during office hours,
Break Time between 1pm - 4pm friendly calls can be entertained.) and
Mobile 050-4951831 is "ON" 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
a year...'round the clock I should say.
Address?
This matter should not be disclosed to anyone for security reasons but if you really insist... this
person is staying in United Arab Emirates, to be specific in Dubai, Deira - Almusallah Road, Al
Humairi Bldg. Flat No. 401, Opposite Hyatt Regency Hotel, Behind Mashreq Bank -
Al Khaleej Branch and Beside Saca Auto Showroom. If you still have a difficulty
to locate it... don't bother yourself!!!
Sex?
This person is "FEMALE..." but I
would rather use the word "Gender" instead of "Sex". WHY?...
because the word "sex" is sometimes misunderstood. I remember not so long
ago, an applicant sitting next to me at the reception filling up an Application
Form wrote, "3 times a day" in this particular question.
This is ridiculous!!!
Visa Status?
Nothing to worry
about, she is legal..., on Residence Visa (
transferable!)
Driving License?
Valid till
year 2010, but she's got no car at the moment! Would appreciate if the company
could provide one.
Hobby?
Oh! she loves singing..., though she'd got the worst voice ever, She never gave up singing to the top of her voice. But she was banned to sing in public, due to public request not to damage their ear drums.
Favorite Color?
Pastel colors are always cool to our eyes, shades of Pink is much prefered.
Weight and Height?
She's not that heavy, not that tall, not that pretty either...but I'm pretty sure, she's pretty good! She weighs 49 kgs. and stands 5 feet, see... I told you she's small but terrible!
Hair and Complexion?
Don't confuse me, please be specific, we've got hairs everywhere...you mean her crowning beauty? Ohh..she has a nice long, wavy, dry hair (take note: no white flakes!) and she's got a flawless skin with dust of freckles, few dots of acne scars and a bit of warts.(forgive me for telling you every single detail... next time don't ask me this particular question.. again!).
Age?
This is a very difficult
question but I'll give a precise answer for that. As of today, Friday, 16
November 2001, she is 34 years, 9 months and 28 days
old.
Civil Status?
I wonder if you
would believe me. She is very much SINGLE, never been married
before.
Tribe?
GI..."wen manong!", She is a Genuine Ilocana.
Vital Statistics?
Oooh!...
that is too personal, I suggest you better meet this lovely lady... here's her photo. Next
question please!
Are you not going to ask her "NAME"??? that's me..., MARIA LANI BRAGA BRAGA, Yes, I can read your mind...your next question is "Why... Braga - Braga?" don't tell me, you wanna know the whole story behind it. My Dad and Mom's surnames spelled the same...simple as that!
I've said too much and I know you are tired reading this very boring Autobiography.
Thank you anyway.