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| Ode to the Potato |
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| Oh Mr. Potato Head how I love thee, And all thine plastic parts. Oh Potato how I love thee, Thou holdest the key to my heart. When I am down my dear Potato, You're only a step away. With your cute little ears that will serve as eyes, If I want it that way. And oh Mr. Potato Head, how I love thy nose, It always makes me smile. I can take it off and place it atop your head, Just fo a little while. And Potato your cute little grin, And when you're feeling fun. I simply take it off, And replace it with that tongue. Oh Mr. Potato Head how I love thee, And all thine plastic parts. Oh Potato how I love thee, Thou holdest the key to my heart. ~By Katie |
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| GOD BLESS MY UNDERWEAR ~Sung to tune of "GOD BLESS AMERICA"~ |
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| Dominated Love Slave -Green Day |
| I wanna be your dominated love slave Wanna be the one who takes the pain You can spank me when I do not behave Mack me in the forehead with a chain Chorus: (Sing along everybody!) Cuz I love feelin' dirty And I love feelin' cheap And I love it when you hurt me So drive them staples deep Want you to slap me and call me naughty Put a beltsander against my skin Wanna feel pain all over my body Can't wait to be punished for my sins REPEAT CHORUS 2X |