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| FAT JOKES |
| The WAR is on between the creators of this Web Site. Who is fatter? Michelle or Katie? Its your call |
| You don't take pictures, you take POSTERS A picture of you would fall off the wall You get clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and OH-MY-GOSH-ITS-COMING-TOWARDS-US You tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out You put your belt on with a boomerang Highway Patrol makes you wear a "Caution wide turn" sign You look like you'r smuggling a Volkswagon Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your Liposuction You wake up in sections When you jump in the air you get stuck You're on both sides of the family Everytime you walk in high heels you strike oil You influence the tides You're so fat that you steppd on a scale and it said: "One at a time please" "To be continued" "Ouch" Your favorite dress is a tent You fell in love and broke it When you bend over we lose an hour of daylight You have your own zipcode When you wear a yellow raincoat, people run after you yelling "TAXI" You show up on radar When the police showed you a picture of your feet, you couldn't idetify them When you went to the beach, people yelled "FREE THE WHALES" The difference between you and Moby Dick is about 3 pounds You've got more chins then a Hong Kong phone book You have to fly cargo class You have shock absorbers on your toilet seat The National Weather Agency assigns names to your poots You need to put a bookmark in your folds to find your bellybutton You sell shade in the summer You went to the zoo and elephants threw peanuts at you You got in an airplane and only the wings took off You could be an 8th continent You farted and put yourself into orbit The only thing attracted to you is gravity Small things tend to orbit you Your belly button has an echo You put mayonaisse on your aspirin |
| You're so FAT... |
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