Shane's gay.
Here's the explanation about the whole "Shane's gay" thing, this is the final time I explain this to any of you dumbasses and/or idiots. The sentance "Shane's gay" may very well imply that Shane Matthew Coleman is a homosexual. Am I really trying to say that? Was I thinking of Shane's sexual preferance when I wrote it? NO. I really don't care if Shane is attracted to men or women, either way I'm uneffected. You know why I did it? I wanted my first few pages I made on this site to be full. I couldn't think of anything else to say. Now I don't care if it's full or not. "So, why draw attention to him?" Is there only one Shane on the planet now? Does "gay" have one defination? Let's check dictionary.com (though dictionaries aren't always right). Five definations: 1) of, relating to, or having a sexual orientations to persons of the same sex 2) (shortened) merry, 3) bright or lively, especially in color, 4) given to social pleasures, 5)dissolute, licentious. "Why's it still up?" Because Shane's imeditate response is offense. Doesn't ask me anything about it, but he tells his parents on me and all kinds of threats, such as "My dad will print off the page and show it to your mom." Believe it or not, my mom's not an idiot, she doesn't care. He trys to sign my guestbook with "comebacks" to this "insult" several times, all basically the same, but a few words changed around. "Be the bigger person, and just take it off" you may say, but I refuse to give him that satisfaction. I'll take it off if he does one of the following: comes up with a remotely intelligible thing to say or apologizes for the threats and then asks me to remove the comment like a civilized human being. People need to realize that everyone is different and just accept it. That said, being homosexual is scientifically weird. Now, you might be wondering why I chose to say "Shane's gay" of all things. Maybe it will clear things up if I say Shane's gey. That's right, I think Shane Coleman is a too cool for school loser. It's not like I get millions of hits to my site everyday, it's really not drawing attention to him.