US Constitution
Some suggestions on how to follow the Bible.
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Truth
Statements harmful to reelection.
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Record Deficit
example of Liberal Media using facts to discredit Neocons
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Liberal Media
See Liberal
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Independent
Liberal
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Moderate
Liberal
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Democrat
Liberal
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Liberal
Anyone who disagrees even slightly with a Neocon.
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Changes in policies or positions by Democrats
Flip Flopping
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Changes in policies or positions by Neocons
Adjusting to new conditions
People
Anyone of Northern European descent
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Ethics
Behavior guidelines for stupid Democrats.
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Taxes
Government income provided by stupid working people.
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Religion
Christianity
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Sex
A capital felony
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Social Security
Money wasted on worthless poor old people
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Iraq War
operations to kill all terrorists
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Terrorist
Any Muslim
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George W. Bush
The most brilliant statesman in history
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9/11
Magical words to hypnotize stupid voters.
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Handgun
Device to make you feel equal to normal people.
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Slavery
A good idea repealed by stupid 19th century Liberals.
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Women voting
A bad idea forced on us by stupid 20th century Liberals.
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