James Tiberius Priceline
Her Royal Highnessness
From Forrest Moon to Loman's Moon!
He's Hip, He's Happening and he's Here!
Not bad for Rambo!
Is your homeworld Death Star fodder?  Is Natalie Portman trying to muscle in on your turf?  Are you a committee? Then enough already!  Stop on by at the Jova Lounge, where Princess Leia has just warped in from a galaxy far, far away.  She's got the Karaoke talent -- we've got the cold beer and the spicy wings!  Stop on by and see what's new...    
I've still got it, baby! He's Back!  That's right, coffee house crooner Jim Kirk is making another appearance on the Jova Lounge Karaoke stage.  And because you demanded it, he'll be taking your requests!  That's right--the Grand Lovely Rhapsody, Orflblortzo and Natural Woman--and many more!  Stop by and grab a cold one!!   
Back to the Jova Lounge
Gunning for Natalie Not Patrick Stewart
Lounge Lando!
Bing's Grand Daughter!
Sabaac King on Deck at Loman's Moon Do you wish you'd stayed on for another season?  Do you wish you'd been less footloose and fancy-free about "seeking other acting opportunities"?  Did you fall off the face of the Earth after ditching your last acting gig?  Then warp on over to the Jova Lounge and drown your sorrows with Star Trek alum Denise Crosby.  That's right, she'll be here to srut her Karaoke stuff for our sordid, shady clientele next Tuesday night.
Can a sister get a cameo?
Does the deal keep getting worse all the time?  Does a Wookie have you by the throat?  Did you lose your tramp freighter in a game of Sabaac?  Then you belong here with us among...well, not the clouds, but the regulars at the Jova Lounge.  Come on down and crack a cool Colt 45 with General Calrissian... You gotta lotta nerve...
Works Every Time! Luvs Data 4-eva
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