The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are
you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's
pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's
pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"
The second got completely upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails
pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of
the
house!!"