The 85 year old said: "The best thing could happen to me is if I could
have
a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands
on
and it is still a problem."
The 90 year old man said: "That's not my problem, every morning at 6:00
am
sharp I have a good long pee and at 6:30 sharp I have a great bowel
movement. The best thing that could happen to me is if I could wake
up
before 7:00.