According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing
that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back
some
of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!)
going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office
staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may
get
a raw deal.