| !!!!!The Cherry Page!!!!! By Helen until the others decide to add to it :-) |
| This page is, if i say so myself, inspirational. I do hope you enjoy it as much as i have enjoyed watching you as you sleep. Thank you. This is me, as I watch you sleeping... |
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| Donated to Ed Holt for his great random ideas. (Well on his third attempt anyway................. third time lucky ey!?) Apparently the giraffe is called MINDY. I didnt name her, dont ask me. |
| So Anyway.... |
| How to make people think you are CRAZY in 5 easy steps.... 1. Sit down on the street and shout at people: "Stop tap dancing, are you trying to kill me?!" 2. Buy a pet snake (if you dont already have one), take him/her on the bus and hold him/her up to the window and tell it loudly: "One day you will rule all of this Simon. One day..." 3. Send people mail with your picture and the caption; "I have your tupperware, if you want it back call yourself and i'll come running." 4. Laugh out loud when anyone says 'it' in a sentence. 5. Stare one inch to the side of their face when you are talking to them. |
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| I have your tupperware... |
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| Picture donated by Edd Cooper (another Edd!)! We thank him for his knowledge of tupperware... he is an inspiration to us all! |
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| This is Rhonda. She works for the main tupperware company in the world. Rhonda goes to parties and juggles (as demonstrated) cat food bowls, lunch boxes and the general tupperware selection. She can also do magic tricks with her tupperware. To have her at one of your parties call 0970-CATLITTER-000 |
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| This isnt me, its MINDY and her friend, possibly a relative... |