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| Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| If there's one thing that rivals my love for sleep, television, fruit snacks, croutons, and food in general, well it'd be a joke that's "so bad it's funny." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| There once was a boy named Buttitches, and one day he died. At the funeral his mom goes "OOhhhhh my poor Buttitches" and the chick next to her says "Then scratch it sistah, scratch it!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!!! |
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| There once were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. One day Trouble got lost and so a cop goes up to Trouble and says, "What's your name?" "Shutup." "What's your name?" "Shut-up." "I'll give you one more chance, what's your name?" "Shutup!!" "Are you lookin' for trouble?" "Yes I am!!!" |
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| Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with him! |
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| Two peanuts were walking down the road one night-- one was assaulted. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| A duck walks into a bar and orders a coke. The waiter asks, "How would you like to pay for it?" and the duck says "Put it on my bill!!" Get it, put it on my bill?? Quack quack quack quack quack!!! (Ok the last part is my own original doing, but it makes the joke more enjoyable for everyone, well at the very least it'll get people to laugh at you for one reason or another. But I have to stress that the quacks are like laughs, act like your laughing only say quack, you'll be bound to get a reponse!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Q: Why are proctologists so gloomy? A: They always have the end in sight! |
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| Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? A: Time to get a new fence!! |
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| Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! |
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| Q: What does Mozart do now that he's dead? A: He decomposes! |
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| Q: What month do monkies roll down hills in? A: Ape-roll! |
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| ****Comming Soon!! Link to the Magic Fruit joke, complete with pictures!!!**** | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Click to go home!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||