No, no I'm high on life. I've never done a drug in my life, well there was that one kiddie vitamin addiction that one time, but that's all in the past. Anyway, that hasn't screwed me up at all, hahaha, no no I'm as common of Michael Jackson sleepover parties. Just kidding about that, I'm not a pedifile, rather the reverse. Anyway, drugs are bad. Boooooooooooo!
Yes, this is probably my most asked question, and my most frequent response would be Paul Walker. Yes I've liked him since I was in 7th grade, it was magic right from the start. We've been secretly dating for over 4 years now (I'm such a great secret keeper, even HE doesn't know about it yet!) I've gotta keep it on the down low, I wouldn't want to mess with his career. We're waiting till our relationship is legal, kinda like that Celine Dion and that old dude manager of hers thing. Then we'll tie the knot. You belive me, right? Don't you. DON'T YOUUUUUUUUU!?!?!?! No? Ok, well It's not true, I guess you've got me there. But I don't like anyone really, really I don't. I am an independant woman, all the way, yeah yeah, that's it, independent--- I NEED A MAN!!!!! What was that??? Oops my bad. I was just kidding, ha haha, ha ha uhhhh.
I can save a lot of things, coupons, pictures of Paul Walker, all those Indian and the Star Tootsie Pop wrappers, hell, I've even saved Kool Aid points before, but I've never saved mayonaise. Ohhh, a relationship. Well it's kind of like mayonaise anyway. Once it gets bad, it starts to smell and you have to throw it away and get a new one, a new and younger bottle of mayonaise. It's just something that can't be saved once it goes. But just in case Paul Walker's reading this, I'm young, white, and I'll never go bad. Just like the perfect jar of mayonaise, your perfect jar of mayonaise. Anyone remeber Patty Mayonaise? Remeber when Roger Klotz found Doug's secret journal and Doug freaks out and hears him saying "Doug hates mustard, but he loves mayonaise, Patty Mayonaise!" but really he couldn't even read his handwriting. Personally I don't ever eat mayonaise, maybe on a BLT or a Turkey Sub, that's it, but otherwise, I don't know, it's just not my thing. Yeah, this is about the worst FAQ I've ever written. You are now stupider for having read this.
Yes, yes I do. Oh, you said good jokes. Well I don't know any of those, but I sure know a lot of really really stupid ones, In fact I think that I'll be doing my very own joke page someday. Whooooo knows?
Yes it's true, I'm a dirty dirty ho, just a really really bad one. I stand and stand on the streetcorners at night, and does anyone ever offer to take me home? NOOOOOOOO, not little old me. I think you should just shut up anyways. Don't think I'm a ho just because I am a business woman of the hooker variety. Yeah, people who are ho's are the ones who aren't even getting paid for it, what's up with that man? You might as well make some money, that's what I figure. Plus, the word on the street is you smell like peanut butter. Booyah!