He looks at your outfit and says, "yeah, I can see you do.  I won some contest to go here with Hilary Duff.  She asked me to pick her up a dress and wait here for her, but I can see you need it.  And I can't turn down the girl I had the biggest crush on in middle school."  What are you thinking?
He liked me? Really? He's still so cute, and he was nice to me even though I smell like fish!
Blah, blah, blah.  Cut the crap and hand over the dress.
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