|
Well you show up and it turns out that Paul Walker does share your concern for the animals and nonsensical acoustic music. He even talked about how he wanted to become a marine biologist or something like that and quoted James Taylor (a little mainstream, but still better than a lot of stuff) He says he'll walk you to the bus, and you casually reply that you drove here. He then walks you to your car, but upon discovering it was a gas guzzling pollutant carying monster truck. If you thought that was bad, he noticed your shoes were not only leather, but KNOCKOFF birkenstocks. How dare you!! So he beats you with a wet noodle for all eternity (and it wasn't fun and kinky). The end. |
|
