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Well, it's the big night, and you dive off on your skateboard to the show. But oh no! You forgot that though you look super cool, you can't skateboard at all (POSER!) and you end up falling off a bridge and getting swept downstream. You scream and ask for help, and finally some middle-school aged kids come to your rescue. Whew! You think you're saved, but then you see the awestruck look upon their homely little tween faces. They think you're Avril Lavigne, and tie you up forcing you to sing "sk8ter boi." Then some real skater boys come by and laugh at your predicament and die out of the humlitiation. After you're dead, you haunt Avril Lavigne because you pity her life so bad, yet hate her and blame her for your death. |
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