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He looks at you and says, "Woo hoo! I've dreamt of this moment with you since I was in high school and kept saying things about you like, "You know who's hot??" You can't believe your ears, this guy's as crazy as you. So you go to the backseat and go at it. It's so good. You can taste the warmth inside your mouth and run your fingers across the the outside of it. When it's all done, there's no trace of it left except a little bit of white stuff on the seat. Yep, those were some good hot turkey and mayonaise sandwhiches. He asks if you wanna go to the casino, and you say "Only if it's the dojo casino." You crack up and play Um Jammer Lammy until your fingers hurt so bad you can't move them anymore. You get married and have lots of psychotic kids. The End. |
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