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You are polite to her, and actually when you get past her stuck uppidtyness, you have a good conversation. At the end of the movie you're like old friends. Paul Walker walks out and greets the audience. All memeber get to meet the cast afterwards. You and Hilary are in line and he says, "Umm, it's nice to meet you two. I'm ok with that kind of thing, really I am." You two have no idea what he's talking about until Homer Simpsons whispers horsly in your ear "He thinks your gay." You and Hilary look at each other disgusted and puke up all the snacks you ate on the floor. Paul looks at you two and realizes his mistake. He tells you that he's terribly sorry and he should have known you wouldn't have gone for a younger, hussy like Hilary even if you were gay. But since you weren't he hits on you. You're totally suprised and turn pale. Suddenly your sickness returns and you puke all over him. He thinks your sickened by him so her storms off. You're so sad that you cried, cried you a river, so you and Justin Timberlake can drown in it. |
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