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You throw the popcorn into your mouth and feign a great choaking routine. It was faboulous, only you overlooked one vital thing. Paul was already out the door before you could get his attention, so the geeky boy behind the counter comes over and tries to save your life. Before you could get him away, he pulls the Sandlot manuver on YOU! You spend your whole life trying to flee from him, but he keeps following you. You don't wanna date him much less have to have his nasty lips on you again. So you go into a reclusive state. You live in a creepy old house and have 14 cats until your body is found by a pudding truck driver. Your house is left to the pudding company and it becomes a factory producing the cellophane that covers dirty magazines. |
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