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You walk into the restaurant. Paul takes one glance at you and gives you this totally amazing look. You know right there that there's no bad news at all. You go through your meal. You're stuffed, but he insists you get a dessert and orders you a cheesecake, and inside you find the most gorgous wedding ring you've ever seen! You get married on the best day of the year and he buys you a pet pig for a wedding present which you name p-chan and you guys live happily ever after with your pig until Paul goes to a martial arts training camp in China and you both fall into a cursed stream which turns people into the first people who drowned there and Paul becomes a young girl and you become a panda and you spend the rest of your life in cool water eating bamboo. |
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