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You watch Ghostbusters. Hehe, it's a good movie, who YOU gonna call? That's classic. And then you remember Ecto Cooler, the very best juice Hi-C ever made. You try to mix some up in a blender. It was pretty good plain, but then when you lit it on fire (there's a little pyro in all of us) it was amazing. You showed it to your friend who served it in her bar. It was a hit. She was making tons of money and getting celebrities like Aerosmith to play at her bar, and hired a bartender who was remarkably like Sam Malone from Cheers. Well you've had enough of her getting famous off of your drink. So you go crazy and one day jump up on top of the rafters, do some insane giggiling and tell the awestruck crowd that the secret ingredient is children's cough syrup. The crowd looks annoyed one shouts, "We know! This is a horrible ending to your story! Simpsons did it!" |
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