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You start on your way but you hear a male voice. It's Paul Walker! He says those are some of his favorites, and all your slovenly, uncultured town wants to watch all those Oscar nominee movies. Stupid artsy type! He goes with you guys and ya'll have a great time hanging out and eating popcorn. You start your third movie, but by this time no one's watching the movie. You've been watching Paul all along, but your friend's in on it too. And he's looking at her. You don't know what to do. So to get his attention you jump on one leg, but then you ended up falling right on the TV and breaking it. But they're not looking. So you put the popcorn bowl on your head and hit it with a spoon and sang the O-Town "Liquid Dreams" song, but they're holding hands. You scream and run in circles and then jump out of the window. Suddenly you see Ralph Wiggum, he tells you about the Leprachaun who tells him to burn things, and so you two set your friend's house on fire. But they don't notice that either. The house burns down and they are untoutched. You go crazy and get locked up for insanity, but are let out temporarily to be the maid of honor at the wedding between your friend and Paul. |
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