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You do the dance and he finds it so fun that he takes out another pair and does it with you. Then you decide to go outside and do it. However, a madman paparatzi guy sees you and then snaps your picture. His publicist tells him never to see you again, but your forbidden love goes on. But when it becomes public that a hot man like Paul Walker is off the market, evil evil preteens gather on the internet and plot to take you out. They try to lure you in with a free Aaron Carter concert, but you didn't show. After trying with Avril Lavigne and *NSYNC, they just beat you up and kidnapped you forcing you to watch Lizzie McGuire and Britney Spears videos day and night until you go so crazy your eyes snap out of your head and your ears explode. You get out eventually, and recieve a seeing eye dog. You picked him out yourself. You probably would have known if you could see, but you picked a rabid toy poodle who bites you and pees on you until your untimely death. |
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