| You stand in line for hours and finally you get up there. You get to go one on one with Paul!!! All the girls in front of you are performing sappy romance play lines. The sad thing is they're not acting, and poor Paul looks like he's ready to puke. So you get up there and say... | ||||||
| "The queen told you to give the palace" line from Care Bears in Wonderland, playing both Dee and Dum | ||||||
| Do the "Luke, I am your father," shpeel from Star Wars. | ||||||