| goldfish |
| goldfish, hmmm, goldfish... there is a well known 'saying' stating "goldfish have a three second memory" well my dear delirious's i put this to your feeble minds what if we are not in fact the most intelligent life-form? what if in fact goldfish were more than just some slimy pooing fiends? i honestly believe that goldfish are way underated. take my pet fish for example, they swim around in circles, minding their own business, just existing and Scaifeing to the rythm of the museic. but when the people have gone to sleep-who knows?!!!! i have on numerous occasions woken up in the dead of the night, trying to catch them in the spoonfull act...but so far no luck.i know they do it...i know they eat them, yes, yes they do! they fing my spoons, eat them, and then i'll have none left!! therefore i have come the the following conclusion: either my goldfish are incredibly clever secret agents working for The Giant Spoon, or they have indeed nothing to hide and i am just a paranoid android, doomed to wander the earth limping for all eternity. yes, i think that is the best conclusion, i am a fruitcake. |
| new insulting word: SPOON |
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