| i have discovered a selection of individuals that have an incredible gift. this gift is the ability to make anything sound dirty-and i mean ANYTHING. these 'dirty minded' people i feel are not as praised as they should be. i think that is is a true gift to be able to make your mothers lasagne sound crude, and the task of peeling an orange seem perverted. therefore, i wish to take this opportunity to congratulate such individuals and award them the 'my dog ate your gran's stockings aaii' award. however, i am aware that many of you 'innocent minded' freaks may find it amuseing to claim this award regardless. i frown on this, as it is in Dave's opinion worse than eating sausages *gasp*. and so i have constructed an intelligent screening process to sort you LIARS frum those truely worthy of such an award. |
