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Hey tis Flora here!!! aha yes im here on the set of LameVille!! ooh how exciting!! Im the first one to have my very own page!! i even beat mads LOO!! rhymes wiv POO too!! ok so..... hmmmm (thinking out loud here) ok here are my pebbles of wisdom!! first did you know that diet coke is not so diet!!! tis very tru - no im not lying!!!- REALLY, yeah infact the sweetners in this diet drink actually give you arthur's ritus- no tis a tru fact and calcium in your every day drink of milk actually harms your brain cells!!! no not tis not a joke.
Another interesting fact, did u know that spreading a normal yoghurt on to a stone statue i.e a Person the yoghurt makes the stone go old!!!! aha?? did u know that neither did i until i was told by Dave's all knowing gardenin Dad!!! - cheerz.
ok this one will scaiffe your pants....did you know that your body contains enough FAT- yes Fat my friends to make 7, yes 7 i sed 7 bars of soap!!
oh yes did you here about the man who, got jiggy with a racoon?? no? you haven't well, infact the racoon was alreday dead and the man got arrested by the RSPCA, but as further insult to his punishment the man picked up RABIES from this dead frilious animal!!
ok did YOU know that the founder of Keloggs (yes my friends the cereal) actually invented the product as a cure for Masturbation!!!- wot?? u frEak!
And Mr Martins, actually invented Dr' Martins to aid Elderly German Women with bad feet problems
ok last fact for the page did you know that our digeridoo blowing fiend (lol, say that out loud it will make u chuckle!)Rolf Harris actually drinks his own Urine!! i.e PEEEE yes- u may cringe now!! cringe for eternity- i know i am!! he explain that this method of drinking re-absorbs loat minerals!! yeah rite, so basically hes just a frEak!!!.

ok so this is the end of my page my dears i hope you have enjoyed the experience of my pebbles!! or pepples as i would say!! so i hope to see you again in the not so distant future, eating your Cornflakes, wearing your Dr' Martins and Humpin Racoons!! and if all these facts make you wanna hurl then please feel free to wash your self clean, with your home- made soap, im sure Rolf does it all the time!!!! normally at this point Mads would break into a song FAITH most likely, but i love u all equally, some parts not so equally but never the less, mwah!