| And yet...More Quotes!! |
| -Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, It's peppermint--it's Delicious! -Cosmo Kramer -Am I (insane)? or am I so sane you just blew your mind? -Kramer -I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! -Kramer -I need the secure packaging of Jockeys! My boys need a house! -Kramer -Look away, I'm hideous. -Kramer -My Father is gay. -George Costanza -Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name is Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor. -Geoge -Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. -George -I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist...The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli. I got about fifty feet out and the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya' he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" -George -It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn for a sip of Tang and you jump out first! -George -All right, I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode. -George -Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that? -George -Of Course, Absolute zero!! -George -There's no laws in this place. Anything goes. It's the Thunderdome. -George -Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. -George -I loooooooooove horse manure. -Elaine Bennet -Oh, hey, listen, have you seen a tall, lanky, doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the bride of Frakenstein? -Elaine describing Kramer -Oh, is it two ply? cause if it's two ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply. -Elaine -Nice rack! -Elaine -He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo! -Jerry Seinfeld -You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearin' a cape...Superman wore a cape... And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say something bad about him. -Jerry -The woman had an orgasm under falser pretenses. It's sexual perjury! -Jerry -You're not a little anything Newman. -Jerry -(Crying) What, what is this salty discharge? -Jerry |