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| X-Files Quotes :) -The guy obviously needed a longer vacation... -Fox Mulder -You're the type of person who gives perversion a bad name. -Mulder to Frohike -If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away? -Mulder -Do you find me spooky? -Mulder -Who me? I'm Mr. congeniality. -Mulder -I'll send him a bundt cake. -Mulder -Do you know how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has pulled it off -- Elvis! -Mulder -I would never lie; I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation. -Mulder -(As men start to strip for a physical) Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you, we *are* in the arctic. -Mulder -Didn't you want to get his autograph? -Scully -Ten to one you can't dance to it. -Mulder -A woman senses these things. -Scully -I'm gonna go back for a little look-see. -Mulder -A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague. -Scully -They told me that even though my deoderant is made for a woman, its strong enough for a man. -Mulder -Come on, Scully. It will be a nice trip to the forest. -Mulder -(later) And I told her it would be a nice trip to the forest. -Mulder -You can get the next mutant. -Mulder -If this is monkey pee, you're on your own. -Scully -I'm not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there. -Mulder -Trust no one.... -Voice on Cell Phone -That would be bad for the fish. -Scully -What's wrong with right field? I played right field. -Mulder -(seeing doorbell ripped out) Frustrated Jehova's witness? -Mulder -I want to know what happened, dammit! -Skinner -Why is it so dark in here? -Melissa Because the lights are off. -Mulder -You know, for a holy man, you have quite a knack for pissing people off. -Mulder -Go to hell. -Scully -I don't think that Mendel had serial killers in mind when he developed his theory of genetics. -Scully -The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. -Mulder -You really watch the learning channel, don't you? -Mulder to Scully -You should always carry protection. -Mulder -As certain as I am of this life, we have nothing to fear when its over. -Scully -He eats live animals.... -Mulder -We found out that you used to be a dog faced boy. -Mulder -I've seen some pretty slippery 2 year olds. -Scully -Deadly? How Deadly? -Mulder -This is just the beginning. -Skinner -Having a little fun? -Scully -Someone's been playing with matches... -Mulder -You shot me! -Mulder Yes I did. -Scully -This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. -Skinner to Cancer Man -So what? Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cell phone? -Scully -Well, I didn't get his name; I was too busy getting my ass kicked. -Mulder -You never draw MY bath. -Mulder -Did you know the inventor of the toilet flusher was named Thomas Crapper? -Scully -I'm a macho man... -Mulder -Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the Ab-Roller. -Scully -The truth is in me. -Scully -On behalf of all the women in this world, I doubt this has anything to do with consetual sex. -Scully -You give them the truth and they'll hang you with it. -Scully -And wherever Mulder is right now...He better damn be smiling. -Scully -It's not something I get asked to do everyday, but I'm ummmm, flattered. -Mulder -Do you know what its like not to be able to trust your own eyes? -Scully -I'm sorry, this feels like therapy. -Scully -No...No..This is not happening! -Scully -Anybody miss me? -Mulder -Fight the Future. -Disk In Hand of Guy at White House -If you ask the wrong question you get answers like '42' and 'God.' -unknown -"Mythology" is what we call someone else's religion. -Joseph Campbell -It would be very nice if there was a God who created the world and was a benevolent providence, and if there was a moral order in the universe and an afterlife; but it is a very striking fact that this is exactly as we are bound to wish for. -Sigmund Freud -I turned to speak to God about the world's despair, but to make matters worse I found that God wasn't there. -Robert Frost -If you're not a born again Christian you're a failure as a human being. -Reverend Jerry Falwell -Religions are like farts. Yours is good but everyone elses stink. -Picket Fences -It is a counterfeit love that is contingent upon authority punishment or reward. In a nutshell, God had to kill Himself to appease Himself so that He would not have to roast us, His beloved creations, in Hell forever. He loves us more than we can ever comprehend, but if we don't return His affections, He will make us regret it for eternity. Now that is AMAZING GRACE!. |