The Wedding Problem
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I was going to agree, as everyone stood up, but then I realized what he said.

Blah, blah, blah. The days passed quickly as I tried as hard as I could to avoid Milardo. WuiFei,
almost cut off Dou�s braid, and Heero was still in a fight with Oldman, about how he is not gay. My
mother asked him what he had against gay people. And Heero tried to tell her nothing. She wouldn�t
listen, and was now believing she raised her son wrong. Heero was going to commit suicide, but
luckily Trowa was busy with the knives, cutting roses for the bucay of flowers. I tried to tell
Catherine that you don�t wear black at a wedding, but she said she wanted to be different. My father
and Grandm were helping get the invitations sent out, and looking for a good priest. My GrandP
didn�t understand that this was not a funeral, so we didn�t need a casket. Old people, I thought. I
hope I never grow that old. I shook my head, while still trying to explain to him that Catherine was
getting married. When he finally got the picture, he said Catherine getting married? To who? What
man, what human in their right mind would marry her? Then he started laughing. I agreed, but tried
to quiet him down, before Catherine heard. To late. Catherine heard everything, and WuiFei was
force to stop her tears.

After WuiFei patted her on the shoulders five times, and told her  it was okay. He got sick of her.
He grabbed her by the shoulders, and screamed at her harshly, �Listen woman, you have drenched
my shirt with your wet tears, and then you blew your nose on me. I am sick of you, not only are you
crying for no reason, you are bothering me.�  He pulled away from her, and then stomped off, leaving
Catherine to frown at her brother, and grumble under her breath.

Heero gave WuiFei a stern look, and he soon was made to go back and apologize to her.

Meanwhile I was in the garden with Relena, as she tied my blonde hair in a net, so I could pick
out some good flowers to add to the garden outside.

�Why do I have to wear the little dress, and throw dead flowers on the ground. Who does that?
That should be a sin. Throwing dead flowers on the ground. And we don�t even have to clean it up,�
I heard Hilde whine, as she couldn�t help erase her hate for the idea. She didn�t want to wear the ugly
white dress, and the high heels, that god knew she couldn�t walk in.

�Look you are thirteen, and you can�t even walk in high heels. This will be great practice,� was
what Lucretzia told Hilde, before leaving SM to deal with her petty sister.

Hilde continued stomping, and telling SM she was not going to do it.

�Now dear, this is not a question. This is an order. You will wear that dress, no matter how ugly
it is, and no matter how bad you walk in those high heels, you will learn. I don�t care if you trip and
fall on your face forty five times. You will just make it down that isle,� SM screamed at Hilde. I
understood her pain. She was stressed. I was to. We all were. Hilde was the only one with the energy
to walk to the bathroom, and use it. We couldn�t move. All of us soon  were laying out on the grass
not knowing where we were, and screaming it was so freak�in hot in this house.

The backyard was huge going one hundred acres. Everyone laid spread out all over the yard
groaning and moaning, and yelling why is it so hot in this house? I was the only one with the sense
to get a floaty, and float in the water, sunbathing with my orange bikini on. Let it shine, let it shine,
I told myself.

Not minutes later, did Trowa�s girlfriend walk in. She carried the order to the church, and the
priest�s name. Sally looked gorgeous ever since, she un-braided those braids, and started pulling her
hair back into one ponytail, in the back of her head, while letting her long blonde hair flow all the
way down her back. She was dressed in some short khakis, and a tank top, with a white shirt, which
were accompanied with sleeves that stopped at her elbow. Her body was nicely tanned, not as pale
as some people I know.

WuiFei looked at her. He was the only one of us who got annoyed by her presence. She was the
only one who could really get to him, besides Dou.

�Hey guys; it�s hot out, because you�re laying in the sun.� Trowa ran up to her, and kissed her
passionately before she gave him the name of the church, and the priest. �Hey handsome.� He kissed
her once more, before letting go of her, so she could walk over to the pool. We had two of them,
which I thought was a waste of money.

�So, how are you? You must be so excited. Your sister�s getting married.�

�Yeah I am excited. She is getting married to my ex. I�m so excited I�m smiling.� I gave her as
much a smile I could manage, but I think it was invisible to her.

�Ahh, you are still as sarcastic, as you were three years ago.�

�It�s been that long? God, how I savored every minute of the length between us.�

�Since I know you well, I�m not one bit threatened by your sarcastic attitude.� She gave me a
wide smile, and I just let the waves of the cool water, carry me, from one end of the pool, to the
other, as my body drained the warm sun. �So you really are giving him up?�

�He was given up, five weeks ago. My sister claimed him.�

�Girl that speech should be written in a book.� She gave one quick laugh, before pushing a long
stick down on one end off the gray floaty, and tipping it over. I screamed surprise, as water, engulfed
me with welcome arms.

�You will regret this,� I told her loudly.

She just laughed, and walked towards Trowa, who gladly welcomed her on his lap, and wrapped
his arms, tightly around her waist.

I rolled my eyes, and got out of the pool. I was dripping, as I marched up to the house. To bad.
I didn�t know Milardo, was in the house, cooking with Lucretzia. She was smiling wildly as she
showed him her great cooking skills. Lucretzia, loved to brag, and cooking was one of her many
skills.

When Lucretzia spotted me marching in the kitchen, she made an excuse to leave the kitchen, and
go outside, so I would end up alone in the house with him. Great idea sis. What an idea. I would like
to congratulate her on her mean ways, knowing how I tried to avoid being alone with him. I would
also like to congratulate her on her stupidity. These are two reasons why she should win the award
for most worst idea on the planet earth. God, what is wrong with people these days? There is
something wrong with them. It must be that their noses are to big. Ok anyway. So I walked in the
kitchen, in my bikini, with no towel around my body. I was in a vulnerable position here. God why
me?

So I walked in the kitchen, and the next thing you know is that Milardo, has his back turned
towards me. He is looking out the window, while chewing on a few raw carrots. That was my get
away chance. Yeah right. I tried to turn, around, but before I could even lift my foot, Milardo�s good
ears heard me. Man why did he have to have such big ears? I screamed to myself and shook my head,
as Milardo�s eyes laid on me. He tilted his head in an angle, and looked me over. Knowing him, he
would not tell me I look sexy, or what a great bod I had, which I would hate for him to tell me what
I already know. It does get old, I�ll tell you that.

I walked up beside him, to the counter he was leaning against, and grabbed an apple, and took a
bite out of it..

�So how�s everyone outside?�

�You can go outside and look. I swear we will need a few good caskets, by the end of the day. If
they keep laying on the ground outside, baking in the sun, they�ll have a heat stroke. It�s not a good
thing having all these dead bodies laying on your back yard.�

He nodded, looking at me, in that way. That way, like I don�t know. The look the guys have. I
don�t know what it�s called, so I call it the look. My father gives it to SM a lot. How can he look at
that woman like that, I�ll never know. I look at her everyday, and I tell you, sometimes, I feel scared.

Okay, I can�t help it, but I lean in to kiss him. And he is a little surprised, but then he kisses me
back. Then we are just kissing. I have to stand on my the tip of my toes, cause he�s just so tall. I drop
my apple, which I have to say was a waste of food, to put my arms around his neck. I kiss him, and
kiss him, as he puts his arms around my waste. I�ve never really kissed him like this. This is really
new to me. I usually kiss him once on the lips, and that was it. I parted my lips slightly for him to
have access in my mouth. He slides his tongue in it, as he rubs his hands are pressed against my bare
wet skin.  Now I did not know that WuiFei, Dou, and Heero were standing at the door. WuiFei,
starred with his mouth open, Dou, smiled with his hands in his pocket, and Heero, leaned against the
wall of the entrance, with his arms crossed, and one eyebrow raised.

Milardo, and I noticed at the same time. We slowly splitted, and I picked up another apple from
the kitchen table, and took a bite from it.

�That is a total waste of food,� WuiFei said recovering from what he just saw. He picked up the
half bitten appel on the floor, and then placed it in the garbage. �I got me a picture. It�s an interesting
picture, I�ll tell you that much.� He walked out of the kitchen, followedby  my other brothers.

We both went back to kissing, with his hands on my waist, pressing me up against his body. This
time I held onto the apple, after a minute of kissing. He kissed me gently, but then his kisses became
more harsh, and urgent. My sister Hilde, Noin, and Relena came in the kitchen. They frowned at me.
I saw the flash on Hilde�s camera, as she focused and shot the picture. God, not again. I pulled away,
feeling a need for oxygen.

�You guys are going to be in big trouble if Catherine finds out. This you guys shouldn�t hide from
her. Catherine should know, that you all were busy getting your groove on in the kitchen.� Relena
pointed to us.

�She is right, I mean the wedding is in one day.� Noin looked at her sister agreeingly.

�All who cares. They�ll get a divorce right after the honey moon. After Milly understands what
he is getting in, he will beg for a divorce,� Hilde said, while grabbing the apple from me, and biting
into it.

I laughed at the nick name as I headed to my room. Milly. It was hilarious. Everyone heard my
laughter from outside. I jumped on my pink bed, and fell quickly asleep, after the few minutes on
the soft bed.

The next day was not even there. No one did a thing. They sat in front of the tv, letting the day
pass as it wished. I couldn�t get Milardo out of my head, no wonder how hard, I might have tried.
I still tried to avoid Milardo, but somehow everyone knew about the kissing in the kitchen thing, so
they tried as hard to get us alone together, so they could get a picture of me kissing Milardo. Oh my
god.

And then they did something I never thought they would dare do. They went on a shopping trip,
and left without Milardo, and me noticing. Yep. They waited until we were both outside, and then
they packed up into a car, and drove off. How did they manage to talk Catherine into leaving Milardo
alone with me, I don�t know, but I was dying to find out, after I killed them all.

I didn�t notice until I searched for my book of Comic Plasma, and then I noticed, I ran into no one
except Milardo I walked to Milardo, and asked him where my family
were, and he said he truly didn�t know. He also told me he found a note in the kitchen, saying
shopping presents, and that is when it hit me. Those idiots went shopping without me, just so they
would be able to get me alone with Milardo.

I did everything to express my anger from yelling at the mirror to trying to kick the icebox door
in. Now when you see someone trying to kick in the icebox door, you know they�ve lost what little
sense they had.
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