Chris: We thought about it for a while
Essie: A while being approximately 0.2 seconds.
Chris: And decided that we would like to MST some popular songs.
Thai: It's not fair that Essie gets to have all the fun with LOTR stuff.
CIA: Although since we are one body, we decided that we would use a smaller room of the theater. So here goes.
Broken, by Seether
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
Chris: How sweet.
Thai: I think he's talking about a hyena.
Essie: Eww, who loves the way a hyena laughs?!
I wanna hold you high and
Thai: (singer) throw you a mile away!
CIA: You are NOT funny.
Thai: ::conceitedly:: Yes I am. And no one can convince me otherwise.
CIA: Delusionary.
steal your pain away
Chris: Thief! Baggins! We hates it!
Essie: You are too a fanatic.
Chris: Am not! I just...like that line...
Essie: As Rosie--or was it Perri?--said, just keep telling yourself that.
I keep your photograph;
CIA: Perhaps I should prosecute this fellow? He seems to take alot of this other person's stuff.
I know it serves me well
Essie: Ha! Does it fetch and carry and cook and clean for you?
Thai: Probably.
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
Chris: ::coughs:: I think you said that already.
�Cause I�m broken when I�m open
Essie: A riddle! What is broken when it's open?
CIA: An egg.
Thai: ::confused:: The singer's an egg?!
Chris: ::shakes head and sighs:: Who would have guessed?
And I don�t feel like I am strong enough
CIA: Obviously not, if you've been broken. You needed a harder shell.
�Cause I�m broken when I�m lonesome
Essie: True, eggs are usually broken one at a time. Must be awfully lonesome.
And I don�t feel light when you�re gone away
Chris: Uh. What's that got to do with anything? How do you feel light?!
The worst is over now and we can breathe again
Chris: Rollercoaster!
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
Essie: Aw, look at that. She wants to do something nice to him, and he just wants to steal from her.
Thai: ::nodding:: What a jerk.
There�s so much left to learn,
Chris: ::sighing:: Yeah. Way too much. Like what a condiospore is.
and no one left to fight
CIA: ::generously:: I'm still here...and so is Thai...
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
Essie: Oh dear, he's corrupted her!
Chris: Modern day Bonnie and Clyde?
CIA: Hmm.
�Cause I�m broken
Thai: Gas.
Essie: Ha!
CIA: What the...?!
Chris: I know, random. Don't you remember when Nick used to say that all the time?
Essie: And we had NO IDEA what it meant.
Thai: Actually I did figure it out.
Chris: You did?!
Thai: But I forgot immediately.
Essie: ::glowering:: I could hit you, Thai...
when I�m open
CIA: I don't suppose this is a bank vault's door?
Chris: No. Just because the bank vault's open doesn't mean it's broken.
And I don�t feel like
Thai: (singer) A pop star and I am so sad about that. Someone flash a few more lightbulbs in my face!
I am strong enough
Chris: (singer) To stop the hackers from breaking into my Windows computer so I bought a Macintosh...
CIA: True story.
�Cause I�m
Essie: Very repetitive...
broken
Chris: ::annoyed:: Again? Trash you, you're not worth the expenses if you break this often.
when I�m lonesome
Thai: That makes alot of sense.
CIA: And you would know?
And I don�t feel right
Chris: Woah! Is it 'right' or 'light'?
Thai: 'Right' makes more sense.
CIA: Though that's no real indicator because most songs don't make much sense at all.
when you�re gone away
Essie: (singer) To Las Vegas, NM without me!
Thai: (singer) And I'm BROOOOKE from the casinos in NV!
�Cause I�m broken when I�m open
Chris: Dude, enough already! And I don�t feel like
Essie: Getting on a bus and going to school.
I am strong enough
CIA: Well you'd better change your mind, because if you convince yourself of it, it will become your truth.
�Cause I�m broken when I�m lonesome
Thai: (singer) Because I'm an egg and nobody knew that about me.
And I don�t feel light
Chris: Ack, we're back to light again.
Essie: I'm convinced that's just a typo.
when you�re gone away
Coming soon....our merciless treatment of Clay Aiken's creepy stalker song, "Invisible"