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These are just satirical exaggerated characteristics prevalent in many filipina girls. They are a little insulting and maybe mean...but someone had to say it! And remember, its just an attempt at comedy!

I have characterized the painay girl into these classifications:
a. the pretty little overachiever
b. the supa foine gangsta gurl
c. the overdressed girl
d. the backstabber!
e. the anti-flip whitewashed girl
f. the kind, sweet girl

REMEMBER, I'M JUST JOKING HERE!!

~A. the pretty little overachiever

1. usually seen at: at family parties showing off her awards, or her mother is showing her off. Also, she'll be at the parties playing piano, while everyone is singing "Achy Breaky Heart". Also, she is following her little scumbag control-freak boyfriend everywhere, always paging him while he's cheating on her!
2. usually wearing: a descent dresser- nothing too cheap and nothing too expensive. Just something from Contempo of Judy's. Usually wearing those long sundresses that she wears while playing piano at Sunday Mass. But sometimes wear skanky outfits to tease her boyfriend.
3. friendly?: yeah, but only to her friends and people of her "class" And also, like most filipinos, she has an annate ability to talk behind people's backs. She is very competative and thinks highly of herself. A snob at heart, she has been taught by her parents to act snobby and think less of other filipinos.
4. materialistic?: of course, she believes that just because she has excellent everything (grades, money, success), she deserves the best guy available. Always believes she deseves "10's". Wants to date a guy at her "level" or "status". You know the rich guy, who drives a nice Toyota Supra and has a high paying job at the bank! But what happens is he ends up being a controlling, womanizing, physical and mental abuser who messes up her life even more.
5. other attributes:
- Has always had straight A's her whole life
- a show off, always talks about herself and always has to prove her intelligence.
- believes she is better then every other filipino, but will never say she is.
- goes in and out of relationships because she can never find the right guy who is at her level. she expects too much from a relationship.
- wants her guy to spoil her because she deserves it for being sooooo smart soooo beautiful and soooo privilaged.

~B. the sUpA fOiNe gurl

1. usually seen at: Flip niteclubs jocking new guys, bending over at pool halls, video arcades, in bed with someone she met at a club, practicing routines with her dance crew for the niteclubs and did i say niteclubs?
2. usually wearing: something revealing her ass, navel, shoulders, and did i say ass? Not that theres anything wrong wit that. Well, she always wearing something that gets atention from sex-starved guys. Hmm...like short shorts, crop tops, high, high heels, and those tight bellbottomy pants every girl wears! Also likes to wear all that Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica and Polo stuff. Sometimes she dresses a like a little butch!
3. friendly?: Well yes if you're a foine guy and if you have something to offer her. If she wants something from you, she'll work her ass....errr, magic on you. She doesn't use her natural friendlyness to charm and impress, she uses her looks and her ass. She can be beuatiful, but she lowers herself into looking like a slut to appease guys. She believes in order for the best (fOiNe) guy to like her, she has to show more ass and act like a slut.
4. materialistic?: Not really, she doesn't give a rat's ass if the guy is rich, smart, privaleged or has a nice car. he just has to be fOiNe. she always goes to clubs and poolhalls in the search of this fOiNe guy. Unlike the pretty overacheiver, who has to have the "perfect" guy, the gansta gurl prefers her guy to just be fOiNe! I am sooo sick ofusing the word fOiNe! fOiNe then!
5. other attributes:
- Blond hair, plucked eyebrows, colored contacts... she is the antithesis of plasticgirl
- her lifelong dream is to be a rap ho. You all know who that is. Here's the deffinition: the token Asian ho in a rap video, nuff said!
- really is a sad girl, low self esteem
- always ends up with a guy who use her for sex and for physical punishment.... then throws her away.

C. the overdressed girl

1. usually seen at: the mall in her skankiest outfit. At Sunday Mass, in her skankiest outfit with the preists checking her out. At the club, in her imperial skankiest outfir, usually dancing with no guys but only her skanky boyfriend. At the pool hall, in her supa-skank outfit. Also, at the grocery store at 9am in the morning in her skanky outfit.
2. usually wearing: hmmM lemme think....well anything thats tight. Not that theres anythign wrong with that. Like skirts, business suits, those tight bellbottomy pants that every girl wears. Also has a new pair of shoes every week. Dresses up for everything. Must wear those tight polyester or rayon pants with a spaghetti strap top, with a dark colored cropped jacket. Wearing alot of makeup and she tops it off with a snooty, snobby attitude.
3. friendly?: not at all! hated by other girls deeply. the overdressed girl is the most snobbiest of all the girls. Why? she thinks she's better then everyone else. In the way that she dresses, in the way that she looks, in the way that she walks, and in the way that she acts. She becomes snobby to all guys and the center of competition of other girls. Her goal in life? To become "the bomb" she always has an attitude of "why do all these guys want me?" or "i'm sick of all these guys hitting on me!" when in fact, she loves and craves being the center of attention. She loves guys jocking her all the time. No matter who it is, she loves the attention. She loves it when girls stare at her in a jealous rage. These things are the only source of self esteem for her.
4. materialistic?: Nope she thinks she has everything. But really, she finds herself too good to be with anyone. She just wnats to date someone at her level of looks. She usually dates either a gangster, a racer, or some rich guy. They become her accessories. She is a little heartbreaker usualy treating guys like ish and using them for her own purposes (cars, rides, money, gifts)
5. other attributes:
- first and foremost, she is the filipino girl that takes too long in the bathroom. You know when you go out with friends. And everyone goes to the bathroom, well she goes in first and comes out last. when she DOES come out its already been at least twenty minutes.
- always wanting to be the center of attention, she physically places herself in the middle of every group picture
- always placing attention on herself, she puts on little acts to try to get guys immediate attention. This is her only source of self-esteem besides her looks.

~D. the backstabber!

1. usually seen at: talking ish behind poeple's backs. at parties and clubs. at the usual pool hall. also at college filipino clubs and organizations.
2. usually wearing: the usual filipina gear, the tight pants or the sundresses, or the Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica and Polo stiff. she could be anyone. watch out. the differnce is that all the clothes she wears are not hers. they're all borrowed. And she never contacts anyone wanting to return them.
3. friendly?: Only if you have something she wants. if you have something to offer her, she will love you. Things like free dinners, movies, tickets to disneyland, or if you know some new gossip. if you have it, she will certainly put on the act to try to make you do her will. really can put on the cutesy voice mail voice. Acts nice to everyone, but when you speak to her one on one she can really talk up the cheese. she always has the foulest mouth of all the girls, worse than the gangsta gurl.will even make up lies to put people down and to move herself up the popularity ladder.
4. materialistic?: extremely, but she never admits it. will only show her shallowness in her actions. Her choice of guy is much like the pretty overachiever who wants gifts money and popualrity and a nice car driving guy that she can use to drive her places. The filipno desire to be superior to other filipinos is exhibited in this one completely. except that she does it in a way that is dishonnorable, dishonest, cowardly, and guile.
5. other attributes:
- when you meet her, for the first two months, she'll be all cool with you. But when she gets tired with you or when the "new" and "cooler" group of flips come into her life, she will ditch you, no doubt.
- she is a low-maitenance girl who believes she is high maintenance.
- she moves from guy to guy with reckless abandon. Like a locust, she moves from one guy to another, using them for all they are worth.
- then when she doesn't need them anymore, she throws them away and looks for the next one.
- be careful for this one.

~E. the anti-flip whitewashed girl

1. usually seen at: disneyland showing off her white boyfriend. Coming in at the middle of big family parties showing off her reluctant white boyfriend. at college campuses showing off her white boyfriend to other filipinos thinking she's better.
2. usually wearing: anything as long as it has her greek letters on it! or sometimes a college sweatshirt, it has to be the college that her boyfriend goes to. Or anything that represents her boyfriend's school, class, car, anything!
3. friendly?: not to filipinos. i know everyone going to get mad at me at this one. but i'll say that 95% of filipino/white realtionships are filipino girls and a white guy. why? is it a "i'm dating a white guy and white guys are better then pinoys" thing? maybe its a "white guys are rich and they have all the power while pinoys only care about their cars?" thing? is it a "i want to be apart from filipinos as much as posible" thing? maybe i can't put an answer to this one. this girl just does not get along with filipino guys. i don't see why or why not? overall, this girl is friendly but it has to take time because she has many stereotypes and prejudgemenst about her own race.
4. materialistic?: somewhat sometimes....really she just wants to be a little different. she wants to be in her own world, but also she wants to show off her goods (boyfriend and his possesions) to everyone and every filipino. i knew a girl like this once, in fact i really liked her....but she said she was a simple girl, but she had a rich-ass cracker boyfriend. its hard to say about this girl. if she is materialistic or not who knows?
5. other attributes:
- always thinks that other filipinos are looking at her and are jealous of her because she has a white boyfriend.
- loves making a big deal and a huge issue the fact that she is in a inter-racial relationship.
- the thing about this girl is that despite how "un-filipino" she wants to be, she is skilled at the filipino desire to be superior than other of her fellow filipinos.

~F. the kind sweet, simple girl

1. usually seen at: at school studying, at the beach, having fun wit friends, at work or at home studying.
2. usually wearing: doesn't matter. doesn't dress up too much or dress down too much. always looks decent. knows how to dress up for the occassion. somedays she looks like the girl next door and sometimes she looks liek a princess.
3. freidnly?: very very very. its not that she's friendly, she honest, modest, and sweet. a great listener who empathizes well. really kind and gentle and always knows the right words to say. she will always pick you up when you're feeling down.
4. materialistic?: simply no. all she wants to do is give her time and effort to you. doesn't matter who you are, she's there for you. so you gotta be obligated to be there for her.
5. other attributes:
- a smart girl who undrestand people well. not ashamed to drop down a "level" and talk to someone in need of a friend.
- does she exist? i hope so. i've seen girls like this but some of them disappointed me.
- and sometimes isn't it ironic when a girl like this dates a complete asshole. it always seems to happen.

REJECTED CATEGORIES: (they just missed the list)
1. the actress/singer/model....well thats everyone maybe?
2. the fat girl who everyone calls "ate"
3. the mestiza girl, who makes a big deal because she's different and "mixed"
4. the bitchy girl that has a job at the bank
5. the clubber/nyphomaniac
6. the blue-haired alternative girl
7. the ugly girl who thinks she's fine.