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~Wear big parkas ~ Dye your hair....reddish-brown for best results ( but then again blonde turns out to be reddish-brown ne ways) ~ Drive an acura integra or civic (stick shift for the fellas--its a testasterone thang) ~ Never wear glasses out of class-- only fobs can do so (colored contacts are required) ~ Girls, wear dark lipstick (the browner the cooler--no matter if you end up looking like stuffed your face in chocolate) ~ To achieve the natural look, apply layers and layers of make-up. If it starts to look unnatural, just apply another layer. ~ Curl your eyelashes till they touch your eyelids. ~ Never be caught dead in a group less then 10. ~ Never be on time for anything. ~ A pager is a life necessity. (or cellie or both) ~ Only wear clothes in the exciting shades of black and white (occasionally cream, brown, is allowed) ~ Always dress like you're going to a party...even if you're going to walmart. ~ Hang out in coffee shops when there's nothign to do. ~ Girls must be masters of bust-a-move. ~ Guys must be masters of killer instinct or mortal combat III. ~ Make every event a social one--church, school, funerals....! ~ Guys must wear their choice of: Eternity, Polo Sport, Cool Water. ~Girls--dress skimpy on a cold day so that a guy has to lend you his coat :) ~ Guys are not allowed to leave the mall without at least one set of digits....That means a phone number for all you morons who didn't know. ~ Always change your pager greeting at least 3 times a day....add cheesy music for the full 30 seconds to piss the callers off. ~ Carry at least 100 pictures around w/ you wherever you go... ~ TAKE pictures everywhere you go....Even on your driveway, guys--always look ruff and all hard core, lifting your chin up to the lens, girls-- fake smile or no smile. ~ Guys-- never say hi verbally back to a gurl...either lift one eyebrow, nod your chin (very cocky), or wink (the most annoying one). ~ Fit 9 people in your car when the limit is 5. ~ Wear a jade necklace, even if your not into buddha. ~ Wear poca shell necklaces. ~ There must be a stingy, oriental looking ornament dangling from the mirrow of your souped up car. ~ Girls--be abnormally obssesed w/ sanrio (keroppi, badtz-maru, pochacco, pekkle, etc....) |
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