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All Time Favourite Sardar Jokes…..
· Wash Basin A Sardarji goes to a
hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The
manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya
kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi
to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
· Three Engines Fifteen minutes
into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our
engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about.
Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled,
but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes
later the captain announced, "One more engine has
failed and the flight will take an additional two
hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One
more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed
another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have
one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the
man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one
more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
· Detective Job Three men were
applying for the same job as a detective. One was a
Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The
chief decided to ask each applicant just one question
and base his decision upon that answer. When the
Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked
him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man
answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him."
The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian
man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the
Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the
Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was
asked the same question. He thought for a long time,
before saying,"Could I have some time to think about
it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How
was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got
the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
· Guooonn, Guooonn Talking about
those days when there were no mosquito repellents and
we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also
experiencing the same every time. he tries to
sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a
sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He
tries to cover his ear but the problem remains
persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the
mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the
blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as
he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja
machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the
mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he
goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
· Urine Test Two sardarjis were
sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The
first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second
one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one
replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut
my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are
you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my
urine test."
· Bihari-Sardar A Bihari was
waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus
arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with
sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke.
Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he
knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time
he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars'
in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with,
"There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a
major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who
shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"
· Wrong Answer Santa Singh applied
for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION
office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the
same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked
to take a test by the Department manager Mr. Arvin
Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed
that both men only missed one of the questions. The
manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your
interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy".
Santa: And why would you be doing that? We both got 9
questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the
job!" Manager: "We have made our decision not on the
correct answers, but on the one question that you got
wrong. "Santa: "And just how would one incorrect
answer be better than the other?" Manager: "Simple,
for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put
down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote
'Neither do I'!"
· Road to Station Sardarji
praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just
laid a road near his house. "Wow! This is terrific!
Look at the job he has done! The distance from my
house to the railway station is the same as the
railway station to my house!!!!!!!!"
· Green TV Sardarji is buying a
TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green
one, please."
