JOKES
CLASS ROOM CAPPERS
TEACHER : If you had 20 paise and you asked your Grand ma for another 20 and your Grandfa for 30, What would you have John?
JOHN : 20 Paise
TEACHER : You don't know your Arithmatic young man.
JOHN : And you don't know my Grand Parents.

" I am not going to school today. The teachers don't like me, the kids call me names, even the caretaker's rude to me".
"Don't be silly, you have to go I'll give you 2 good reasons why"
"What are they?"
"One, you're forty years old; and two, you're the principal".

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HOMEWORK HIJINKS:

My dog ate my home work.
I don't do homework on days that ends in "Y"
I forgot to remeber.

MINNIE : Would you punish some one for something she did not do?
TEACHER: Of course not
MINNIE : Good,'cause I haven'y done my homework.

TEACHER : Angela, this homework's in your father's handwritting?
ANGELA : Yes, mam, am, I used his pen.

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MEDICAL MADNESS:

PATIENT : Doctor How long can a person live without a brain?
DOCTOR : I give up. How old are you?
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PATIENT: Doctor, My tongue's always sticking out.
DOCTOR : Hold it a second I've got some stamps to lick.
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PATIENT : Tell me staright, Doctor, what's wrong with me?
DOCTOR : How owuld you like it? Alphabetically?
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PATIENT : Doctor what is the fastest way to lose 20 pounds?
DOCTOR : Cut your legs off...
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PATIENT : I find it difficult to sleep Doctor?
DOCTOR : Perhaps your bed's too hard.
PATIENT : Oh? I'm all right. Its during the day........

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