1. Have you ever ridden in a stealth bomber?
2. Rajeet: Damn, Elvin! You eat a lot!
Mahan: How 'bout you, you're all splashing me!!!
3. I was real hungry last week!!
4. Should I drive fast or slow to the prom?
5. A bowl of chili, please...
6. If I bought you a superman shirt..would you wear it?
7. Hey, who do you think would win in a race...Ashley or Deion Sanders?
8. Hey Elvin..lemme borrow some cologne...in TWO WEEKS
9. There's nothing like a great hamburger on a hot day..
10. I just finished balancing my checkbook...I feel great!
11. Reggie: Where do I get diesel gas?
Mahan:Why don't you go to World?
Reggie: They have diesel at World?
Mahan: Oh.. I don't know...
12. Mahan: Tim Chou is a good actor.
Elvin: No he ain't!
Mahan: I know..
13. Tennessee, ChatATANooga..It's crazy man, it's crazy.
14. Damn, Chevron gas really is the best..I can feel it already!!
15. Hey, do you have a popcorn machine? I LOVE popcorn...
16. I wanna get a dolphin when I grow up
17. Whoop there it is...APACHADOO!!
18. You know what, Zack's a good looking guy. Shoot, if I were a girl...
19. Person A: Britney Spears got ass.
Mahan: Yeah, but she has short legs.
Person A: Huh??! The hell does that mean??
Mahan: No, I mean she has small feet...
20. If she wasn't paraplegic...