Christina is a GANGSTA'              FA' SHOW!!             
                                         
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Welcome to Christina's dedication page! Wow, where do i start? Well, I call her trina because she is the baddest bitch. Anyway, trina and i used to be childhood friends. We would play at Ms.Mary's house whom oddly appreciated our visits and often gave us goods to share amongst ourselves. Ms. Mary was the best until she tragically died of a heart attack. (it was trina's fault.) So then, i had to move away and me and trina never saw each other again....or did we? She is the most immature person you will ever meet on the face of this earth. She runs around like she is mr. doggy on the loose. She is such a dirty little salupe too. (No offence) One time she even offered me to lick her pussy........CAT!!!!! i was like ''whoa, christina, YOU know im not like that!'' She peed in her bed too...not just once, or twice, or triple, or quadruple, but... deca times!! She also said she was an ionic bond with polyatomic.....atoms!!! i was freaked out i was like whoa, now! But, lets forget the nasty, dirty, humiliating times, and lets remember the shinky times: She likes to ....lick.......SUNS at night! Because she's bad, she's bad ya know it ya know it, she likes to go to the....OLD PEOPLE'S HOMES and STALK THEM!!!! then she steals all their cash and  good looking cars and whacks them with her pimp stick to make them seem as if they were simply old, illiterate people. Did i tell you about her fetish with... with.... VELMA?!?!? Yeah, yeah, she raped her in the ever so famous van right in front of shaggy, poor shaggy he was crying non stop!! Ok, i'll stick to the juicy details. She said velma was about the easiest thing on earth and that i could have done her... what a dirty little whore her! aghk my hands feel dry. my back is itching. anyway, Velma is also...quite the smelly one in bed (hahaha!) and she is..um...easy to get into. (hahaha!) Well, i'll finish off because i have to go to my 1st block.
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